Chiseled Beef comes close to pleasing, but it remains at mere teasing levels due to poor-quality playback on its vids. When a site offers decent episodes on target with its main theme and watermarked as if exclusive, it's hard to see why it would use a format that would at least qualify as average. It was a real disappointment since the dudes they show have those nicely toned physiques you just long to lick all over. Some are beefier, some are more just well-defined, but all will get your juices flowing whether they offer thick meaty pecs or sinewy abs.

ChiseledBeef has eight galleries of regular-res still pics, these are easy to pick out since they're solo spreads. Since the videos all do include vid caps, it means that you get another 21 sets of images, but they're of course rather blurry. As mentioned before, some of these dudes are real bodybuilders, while others like my personal favorite, who was described as a "hunky cowboy type," has a smooth flat-stomached torso that make my balls ache.

There are 21  videos, each in a series of seven mediocre downloadable files or average-looking streaming clips. Some like the picture-only episodes are solo scenes, although they include a jerking off crescendo. The others are hardcore, either couples or threesomes. The model are so hot, it's just such a shame that the downloads look so bad. You have to enjoy this one in the moment, since the streams on screen are passable. Nevertheless, saving the files for future enjoyment is barely plausible.

You'll find that the same can be said of the many downloadable episodes that are spread across the 34 full-access bonus sites, including: Dudes In Uniforms, First Bi Fuck, Hunks Uncut, Do Me Bareback, Horny Papi and many others. Why they've wasted such worthwhile porn by presenting it in such way, I will never understand. It makes a little part of me die, even as a bigger part of me weeps a different kind of salty fluid, to think that unless you remain a member forever streaming, pleasure will prove compromised by replaying the past downloads. 

Other extras include seven feeds that fall within the main site theme of muscle or at least, athletic builds. There are over 87 other feeds with diverse gay themes, a live link and games too. The Chiseled Beef membership is a standard single site price, but the quality of the downloadable vids is truly a problem. They stand in the way of the gay satisfaction they could bring with just a few extra K on the bit rate.