Chiseled Beef

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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1475
Average Score: 64

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Chiseled Beefremains more of a teaser than a pleaser. When a site offers a few great episodes, it's hard to see why it wouldn't always use at least an average-quality format for everything else. At least the dudes here have nicely toned physiques you just long to lick all over. Some are beefier, while others are more defined. Either way, all will get your juices flowing whether they offer thick meaty pecs or sinewy abs.

There are 33 videos with varying playback. You will find they are mostly poor quality, but there are 11 with a good to great-quality full-length version to download. You will see a few solo shoots among the mostly hardcore action. I know that if I had a bod as hot as some of these dudes have, I'd be stripping nude and stroking myself off in front of the mirror. At least, they're kind enough to do it in front of a camera, so we all get to share in the self-pleasuring sexiness.

Otherwise, it's sucking, screwing and threesomes, foursomes and even at least one five-way orgy. You'll also find some bareback action. There are quite a few shower scenes that will get you as wet as the performers that star in them are. I think my favorite is a cross-generational video with a slightly older bearded Brit with a shaved head doing it with a fresh-faced lad with a blond Mohawk. The mature hunk has a toned bod, pierced nipples and a huge back tattoo of a dragon. The couple flip-flops taking turns fucking each other up the ass raw.

There are 18 photo sets with average-looking images. There is at least one set of vid caps that appears to have no associated video, but otherwise if an update has just pictures, it usually will have actual photos. As mentioned before, some of these dudes are real bodybuilders. Others, like my personal favorite who's described as a "hunky cowpoke type," have smooth, flat torsos that make my balls ache.

There are 40 full-access bonus sites, including Dudes In Uniforms, First Bi Fuck, Hunks Uncut, Do Me Bareback, Horny Papi and many others. At least some of these sites are much better quality than this site. You also get over 66 video feeds and 11 downloadable MPEGs as further extras.

The site has grown by five videos in the last eight months, so it has probably been at least a couple of months since the last update. Chiseled Beef must improve more of its videos to make me want to join.

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