Pros and Cons
- good-quality videos
- zipped photo sets
- bonus content
- nonexclusive content
- rotating content
- only one photo set
When a site has the word "freak" in its name, like Freaks Of Porn, I am always a little curious about what I am going to find. The term freak has such a wide range of meanings in the porn world. After checking it out, I saw hot naked chicks with scared looks on their faces surrounded by images of men in weird outfits, masks and Halloween horror-film makeup.
So that was the "freak" when it comes to FreaksOfPorn. A few scenes involve dwarfs who are referred to as "midgets," so that's a double whammy in a sense. Calling them that or implying they're freaks isn't exactly politically correct. Then again, they're freaking hot and they're getting their freak on in some wild and crazy scenes. Too bad that the site stopped updating and is simply rotating the content.
The 28 good-quality videos have aliens, a dildo monster, a horny zombie and other fantastical characters. There's also a vid where a homeless guy gets lucky. You can also download them for portable devices and they would probably make you the life of the party if you showed them to your friends.
There's only one photo set that shows a dude in a hooded long-sleeved robe reminiscent of the killer in the "Scream" movies, except he's wearing a transparent Halloween mask that's mostly clear plastic with a few details in paint. Eventually he takes his mask off and does anal with a sexy sitter.
You'll discover that not all the content is completely outlandish. For example, you'll see a passionate punk-Goth couple get it on. Only my small-town mom would call those two freaks. Then again, there are some stranger scenes, like the one with coffin sex. Another standout has two women dressing like the twin ghouls from "The Shining" that prove all play and no work makes Jack anything but dull.
You also get bonus videos and photo sets categorized as "other/bizarre" that include things like strapon action and porn bloopers. You'll also see DVDs in the same category, but they may be the source of the vids I just mentioned. You also get loads of bonus sites, including many from the Mega Site Pass network, like Food Bangers, Fucking Robots, Bang A Midget, Your Mom Tossed My Salad and Wigger World.
Freaks Of Porn has some campy hardcore action that won't keep you busy for more than a month. If you're truly after the bizarre you won't be satisfied for long, but if your porn tastes are varied you'll be kept busy for quite some time.