Snot Girls

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Chris Parker 

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1070
Average Score: 65

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Hearing the name Snot Girls, I wasn't really sure what I was getting myself into, but as soon as I arrived on the tour page my reaction was one of bizarre astonishment. I can handle a lot of things about porn sites, I really can. And being a fine chef, I appreciate good food, but GROSS!

OK, so people are obviously into this, after all, I do recall many a dude feasting on the fresh crop of gunk from his nose. Who's to say that those same guys didn't develop some sort of fetish for SnotGirls? I will try to keep an open mind without gagging here.

Surprisingly, the site is well organized and has a playful design. There are six sections. "Snot definitions" is an area where you can go read about what a few snot-themed terms you might not be familiar with. The "live cam chat" link you to eight chicks who are more concerned with lingerie and getting you off than they are with boogers. The "webcam archive" links you to more live chat feeds and pictures.

The main content is in the initial two sections where you'll find the "snot girls" who pick their noses with no shame and there are also the "snotty girls" who are too uppity to dig in, although to me it simply means they must have some amount of class!

The first section has three below average-quality videos and 17 photo sets. The vids are split up into parts and they feature chicks that get naked, dig deep into their noses and also into their pussies. You'll find more of the same kind of smut in the pics, but I'm not sure how turned on you will be by the material since few of the chicks actually take the premise seriously.

I hoped that the snotty girls section would have more turn-on flavor, but the photo sets in this area had the same theme and contained similar looking images. There are 55 picture sets in this area and combined with the 17 from before, there are 72 photo galleries in total.

All content on the site is softcore and aside from multitasking by picking their nose and playing with their clits, there isn't much serious content to get off on. Nonetheless, even though the material is far from stellar, if you are into boogies, Snot Girls is maybe your only choice. Just keep in mind that updates are nonexistent here.

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Latest Comments

  • Comment by: sadam

    Score: 15% Date: 11/21/2008

    chicks that are more concerned with lingerie and getting you off than they are with boogers, while the 'webcam archive' links you to more live chat feeds and pictures.

  • Comment by: RICK

    Score: 35% Date: 08/29/2008

    Very little content and deceptive vids not at all what it claims to be