At least if you want something real, I think you can rest assured that these chicks are not professionals. I come from a very small town and several of these good old gals remind me of the type of desperate, lonely, slightly over-the-hill drunk ladies populating the only bar in town every night of the week. Let's just say some of the models look a little worn, which might be fine if FacialUrge was meant to appeal to mature sex lovers, but that doesn't seem to be the apparent market here.

Nevertheless, we'll press forward with the details of what you get. There are seven episodes, each with a somewhat elaborate back-story. Unfortunately, it has been months since the last update. I enjoyed perhaps more the concepts than the content, but I digress.

Each woman has a set of average photos. Every one of the girls except the latest named Nikki, who randomly has high-res pictures and one other cocksucker named Jamie, who has some bonus video captures along with her gallery.

Every FacialUrge session does come with a video, most come in three possible high-speed connection formats including superior MPEG and mediocre Windows Media or Real Player. As you can see, it's not the worst quality, but not by far the best either. The MPEG version was surprisingly pixelated despite the seemingly high-quality format.

Again, I would say sometimes the action is better seen as premise driven, so the scenes include things like glory holes and a wife who invites the crew over for an impromptu sex fest while her husband is at work.

Extras include live cam shows, streaming feeds and picture feeds (some of which no longer work), which hardly makes up for the lack of main site content. Membership at Facial Urge does also include 12 reality sites similar to this one: (Lingerie Sins, All About Satin, Wet Lip Fetish, Shemale Sins, Secretary Sin, Vaginal Cumshots, Hips and Thongs, Tiny Teen Shorts, TeenJasmin, Pantyhose Plumpers, Big Shoes And Boots, and Sinful Stockings). However, considering the full-priced fee compared to the half-assed content, it just doesn't do it for me.