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Sometimes one's fantasies don't quite measure up to reality. Enter Facial Urge and you'll soon see what I mean. The premise is that women secretly crave giving anonymous blowjobs. It's not impossible to believe, however, because these amateurs appear so willing.

At least if you want something real, I think you can rest assured that these chicks are not professionals. I come from a very small town and several of these good old gals remind me of the type of desperate, lonely, slightly over-the-hill drunk ladies populating the only bar in town every night of the week. Let's just say some of the models look a little worn, which might be fine if FacialUrge was meant to appeal to mature sex lovers, but that doesn't seem to be the apparent market here.

Nevertheless, we'll press forward with the details of what you get. There are seven episodes, each with a somewhat elaborate back-story. Unfortunately, it has been months since the last update. I enjoyed perhaps more the concepts than the content, but I digress.

Each woman has a set of average photos. Every one of the gals, except the latest named Nikki, who randomly has high-res pictures and one other cocksucker named Jamie, who has some bonus video captures along with her gallery.

Every FacialUrge session does come with a video, most come in three possible high-speed connection formats including excellent-quality MPEGs and mediocre-quality Windows Media or RealPlayer. As you can see, it's not the worst quality, but not by far the best either. The MPEG version was surprisingly pixelated despite the seemingly high-quality format.

Again, I would say sometimes the action is better seen as premise-driven, so the scenes include things like glory holes and a wife who invites the crew over for an impromptu sex fest while her husband is at work.

Extras include live cam shows, streaming feeds and picture feeds (some of which no longer work), which hardly makes up for the lack of main site content. Membership at Facial Urge also includes 12 reality sites. However, considering the full-priced fee compared to the half-assed content, it just doesn't do it for me.