Are you all grown up and still raiding your dad's old stash of porn tapes? If so, it's really high time that you stop. Borrowing your old man's VHS tapes might have been the only way you could enjoy classic porn at one point, but nowadays there are websites that bring you nothing but smut from the '70s and '80s. Classic Porn DVDs is one such site.
You'll encounter a few familiar faces while exploring ClassicPornDVDs, but there are less to be seen now than there once were. There's less content on the site as well, as it has done away with two of its three sections. These days, all of its films can be found in the "video galleries" area.
There are only four movies in total and they can only be downloaded in parts. That's a little unfortunate, but the clips still run for about 10 minutes each, so it's not like they're that short. The vids come in Windows Media format and offer good-quality playback. You can't stream them, so downloading is the only way to enjoy them.
Once you've got the flicks downloaded, you can sit back and watch as blowjobs are given, pussies are eaten and hot babes are fucked. Decades after it was produced, this action remains as hot as ever. Actually, for some of you, the sex might look better now simply because the site gives you nice, clean versions of the films. If you've been watching these classics on degraded VHS tapes, you'll see a marked improvement.
There aren't any photos, but there is a photo section and we're told that picture sets will be "coming soon" - however, the website has been saying that for a long time now. Fortunately, your membership gives you access to lots of sites from the Porn Nerd Network, including Alabama Slammer, MILF Mia and Sweet Donna DDD. There are supposed to be DVDs to check out as well, but there weren't any available on my visit.
Classic Porn DVDs isn't updating and now it's smaller than it was when we first gave it a look in October 2011. Yes, its few movies are quite long, but more content is needed. You'll definitely want to wait until more videos materialize before you get yourself a membership, though it now looks like that'll never happen.
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: N/A||Pics per set: N/A||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 4+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 80 mins||Full length videos: No||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1569k)
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-no full-length downloads
04/20/2013- Stays at 53. -A.K.
04/25/2012- From 59 to 53: No recent updates and scores adjusted to new criteria. -Chris
- Initial review: 10/10/2011