Pros and Cons
- good-quality videos
- zipped high-res photo sets
- can save favorites
- stopped updating
- can't rate scenes
- no advanced search
If you're interested in joining a variety of fantastic porn sites like Fucktorias Secret, Honeys With Big Hooters, Glorious Holes and Cocks And Dolls, now you finally can by signing up with Pornostatic. It's downright awesomazing! OK, so I totally just let you down with today's opening play on words. For that, I humbly apologize. I won't need to apologize for this mega-site, however, because its content speaks for itself.
Pornostatic has a bit of everything, including hot MILFs, chicks with big boobs, ethnic sex scenes, reality, Femdom and more. That's a pretty impressive lineup. What's also impressive is the quality of the material. Some of the sites stopped updating back in 2008, then resumed again in 2011 when the other sites debuted. These days, however, all of them have stopped updating and the most recent scene is from May 2012.
There are 311 episodes spread out over the nine sites. All the photo galleries are filled with a minimum of 60 high-res shots that are downloadable in Zip files. Meanwhile, the vids can be streamed and downloaded in full-length good-quality MP4 files. Despite what the tour implies, none of them are in high-def.
Some of the models are big names like Delta White, while others are famous pornstars from Europe. There are more than 80 of them and you can get a quick write-up and a list of their scenes by checking out the model index. They come in just about all ages, sizes and ethnicities. Many of them have sexy British accents and all of them are amazing in the bedroom.
One scene that I really enjoyed stars a blonde in pig tails and punk clothing named Alysha Leigh. There's a great guitar riff and drums going on in the background as she poses with an electric guitar. She then puts it down and picks up "my" cock (it starts off as a POV scene) for a blowjob. The perspective then changes to third person, so we can see the dude's reaction as she gulps down his cock before showing us how much she loves having dick stuffed into her pussy.
The design is easy on the eyes and navigation is a breeze. You can check the entire network of scenes in order of most recent as well as search by specific site. You can also search by model and category. You can't rate the scenes, but you can add them to your favorites. Members are also encouraged to comment on them.
If you're looking for a catch besides the lack of updates, it's that there aren't any extras. A store and dating site are linked to, but their services cost extra. Meanwhile, a live cam site is also toted as being a free bonus, but it's only free for the public chats, which is typical of most cam sites. There's no need to pine over the lack of extras, though. Pornostatic has a good amount of incredibly hot and varied high-quality content.