February 6, 2012
Time For Mature Sex
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There are lots of mature porn sites and a lot of them showcase chicks that are barely older than 35 years old. They may be mature in attitude, but c'mon! Thirty is the new 20 people! At least, that's what I've been telling myself for that last few years. Easy Elders gives you real middle-aged babes and not only but they are real hot porn chicks like Nina Hartley and Victoria Valentino. If u you've been craving some real mature sex videos, then stay tuned for more about this site and a couple more.
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February 5, 2012
Fuck a Mommy
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I don't know what it is, but lately I've really been noticing MILF babes when I'm out and about. Maybe I just live in an area where the older ladies look really good, but whatever the reason may be, I find myself really wanting to fuck a mommy, or at least someone who looks old enough to be a mommy. Unfortunately, seeing as how I have a girlfriend who would burn all my belongings if I ever wronged her, I can't just go and do that. I can, however, go to the Mature Mega Pass network and fantasize about banging a mature woman.
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February 4, 2012
Don't Use Cheap Mobile Phones for Portable Porn
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I officially have the crummiest phone ever. At least, it is when it comes to checking out iPod porn. I'm not an advocate for that brand specifically or anything like that, but I will recommend at least using a smart phone to check out your mobile smut. Don't do what I did the other week. Cheap mobile phones are definitely not meant for looking at mobile porn sites like Reality Kings Mobile. Use a crummy one like mine and the action will resemble an old-school Nintendo game instead of hard cock sliding into a wet pussy.
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February 3, 2012
Cougar Stories
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Today I have a cougar threesome for you. And by that I mean three stories involving, or related, to those awesome older women who prefer the physical company of younger guys. (I also have a story about a cougar threesome I had a couple of years back, but I'll save that for another time.)
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February 2, 2012
CBS Reality Shows Need to Kick It up A Notch
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Don't get me wrong or anything, but I think it's time for CBS reality shows to stop blurring the nudity and changing scenes when contestants get it on. I've always been a fan of Survivor, but I think the next reward challenge should involve hardcore sex and those who lose immunity challenges should get voted off the island based on how poorly they service the entire tribe. Ok, so admittedly, that's a bit much. I apologize. Seriously, though, how hot would shows like Big Brother be if they were more like Mikes Apartment? All I'm saying is that reality television could get over its repetitive slump if it acted a bit more like reality porn.
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February 1, 2012
Is It Too Soon To Say This Trekkie's Dream Is Wreckkied?
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Welcome to the inaugural entry into "Too Soon?" where we look at some truly heartbreaking news and turn those frowns upside down. They say comedy is all about timing, but we're just very impatient.
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January 31, 2012
Non Nude Models to Tease You
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It's kind of funny. Sometimes I see more nudity from models on the runway than I do on some "porn" sites. I will see haute couture chicks with their boobs bared in sheer clothing and designer duds and yet I don't even get to see the tits on some of the babes who want to make it in the adult industry. It's just an observation. Maybe some of the runway models might want to become non nude models for these kinds of adult sites. There's always a place for more non nude chicks in this biz and in my heart. Then again, I'm not sure which job pays better. In any case, they'd have to competing with babes like the one on Heidi's Candy.
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January 30, 2012
Banging an Interracial Wife
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When my friend was telling me he was banging an interracial wife, I figured that meant she had parents of two different ethnicities. As it would turn out, she's actually just a lot like Spring Thomas and is merely a married white chick who loves to suck and fuck black cock. Basically, this married lady that my friend has met is into interracial sex with any ethnicity but her own. Unfortunately, that means I won't get to be one of her love affairs. Congrats to several of my friends, though!
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January 29, 2012
Let's Watch Some Women Masturbating
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Well, it's about time. If you've been a fan of this site for a while and a long-time visitor, you might have noticed that we didn't have a masturbation category. All the masturbating women were thrown into the "various category" with the porn parodies, girls putting on makeup and sites dedicated to cameltoes. I am very excited to tell you that we finally have a masturbation category for our horny women and it's not all that small! If you need some direction, it's right past our live cam section and if you hit the mature section, you've gone too far. Let's check out former various category resident, Cuties Galore.
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January 28, 2012
Why I'm A Writer of Erotic Stories for Women
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I forget how long ago it's been, but a while back, I started writing for Harlequin under a penname. Because I'm way too shy, I'm not going to reveal which Harlequin writer I am. Instead, I'll tell you why I write erotic stories for women. Basically, it's because of how varied their tastes are. Some like to Party Hardcore, others enjoy being romanced before getting it on and others still like a sense of mystery or chase. In some ways, it's a lot like how porn for women offers a bit of everything.
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January 27, 2012
I Want a Man with a Foot Fetish
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I've seen a lot of foot porn in my time and I can't say it doesn't look fantastic. I mean the getting licked part, not the licking part. You probably couldn't pay me enough to lick a foot. Even if it had just been scrubbed clean in front of my eyes. It's a thing I have. If a hot gentleman (or lady, I ain't particular) wanted to bathe my tender, rosy-tipped toes in their warm saliva, I might not have a problem. If I meet a dude and he claims that nothing would make him happier than to satisfy his foot fetish with me every night, I would say let's get it on! I bet that's what the chicks on Hot Legs And Feet are saying too!
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January 26, 2012
And The Nominees For 2012 Rabbit's Reviews RISE Awards Are...
It's now time to announce the finalists for the 2012 Rabbit's Reviews RISE Awards. We have gone through all of the nominated sites and performers and picked the finalists for each category, giving preference to those who received multiple nominations.
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Did I Take Part In A Lesbian Seduction?
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I used to be a bartender and I was damn good at it. Okay, I was no Coyote Ugly with choreographed dancing on the bar and singing Blondie, but I did alright. I remember it got pretty busy one night and there was this redheaded chick sitting at the bar for a while. After she'd been there for about an hour, I figured she'd been stood up so I went over there to offer a shoulder to cry on or some biting words about the asshole, but before I opened my mouth, she leaned in and asked, "can you send a glass of Zinfandel to that blonde over there?' She motioned to a curvy pixie-haired gal sitting in the corner with a guy. I sent the drink over and soon saw the redhead walk over, smile and the two sat there and chatted until last call. At closing they got up and sauntered out hand in hand. I always wondered what happened after that. Had I been a part of a lesbian seduction? Did those two fall madly in love or have a lesbian sex "coyote ugly" moment the next morning? Guess I'll never know. I do wonder however if they got all Lick Sonic on each other?
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January 25, 2012
Hot Chicks in Sheer Lingerie
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Ok, so I've been reviewing some Femdom porn sites lately. I know this has nothing to do with lingerie porn, but bear with me. There's this form of domination I've come across that I can really get behind. It's called financial domination. Basically, a Mistress tells you to give her money... and you do it. I was flabbergasted when I found about this. You can do this? Men and women just forward you money because they want you to dominate this aspect of their life? Well, if any of you want to feel this first-hand, I will be more than happy to financially dominate you. This might pay for that expensive Agent Provacateur habit I've picked up. That red and black satin robe is almost mine or that gold shackle cuff bracelet. Actually, I'll take any of the sheer lingerie that the models on Only Silk And Satin wear.
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January 24, 2012
Hot Girls Fucking Hardcore
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I like to watch cute chicks tease, strip and play with their pussies, but I especially enjoy watching beautiful babes engage in hardcore sex. Thankfully, there's no shortage of sites where you can see hot girls fucking. In today's blog, I'm going to tell you about three sites that deliver some awesome hardcore porn. Club Girls XXX, Jake Malone and Low Art Films are the three websites I want to discuss, so if you're interested in knowing a little about them just read on.
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January 23, 2012
I Love Kate Ground
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I almost always find neat things when I clean and that's exactly what happened when I decided to go through some old boxes that I had sitting in my closet. On this occasion, I came across some CDs that I had packed to the brim with pictures of the lovely Kate Ground. She was my favorite online hottie back in the day and things haven't changed much over the years. Out of all the porn models that are out there now, she's still the one that I adore the most. As such, I often make a point of visiting her personal website, Kates Playground.
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January 22, 2012
Getting Ready For an Anal Gang Bang
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Everybody loves group sex and most people I know are also into anal sex. As a personal fan of both, I always keep an eye out for word of an anal gang bang in my area. So far, I've had the pleasure of attending both a bukkake party and conventional GBs, but not one Mad Sex Party that I've attended has been focused on fucking one chick's booty. Either ass poundings were just a part of the pleasure, or there were actually multiple women taking it up the bum.
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January 21, 2012
Saturday Morning Pornographic Cartoons
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Having been born at the end of 1984, I had the luck to be a brat of both the '80s and the '90s, meaning I was around for some of the best Saturday morning cartoon lineups ever. Those lineups often included superhero adventures. Since pretty much ever superhero wears a costume made of spandex and/or leather, there used to be a joke that these were borderline pornographic cartoons. While I would strongly argue against that, I must admit that have been times since I became an adult that I've looked up cartoon porn inspired by the same characters. However, just because a superhero wears clothing made up of the same material worn by the BDSM community doesn't mean these toons are doing things straight out of Bondanime.
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January 20, 2012
My Friend Needs a Lesbian Teacher
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I have a friend who's bisexual and is only now open about the fact the she goes both ways. However, she's really nervous about her first time alone with a woman. Apparently, she's got a date with a hot lesbo coming up that is likely to end with them hitting the sack together at one point. She says she needs some kind of lesbian teacher to show her the ropes before she actually does the deed. Personally, I think practice makes perfect, but if she's really that nervous, then I think sites like Orgasmatics will provide all the tutelage that she needs.
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January 19, 2012
A Guy's Bum Gun, A Girl and Two Vagina Places
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Hazel Jones, a 27-year-old hottie from the town of High Wycombe in the U.K., has a condition that gives a whole new meaning to the term "double vag." For those of you unfamiliar with it, since it is used in the porn world, I can tell you that it refers to the sexual act of a woman taking two cocks inside her vagina at the same time. For Hazel, however, it is a literal description of what is going on between her legs. This babe has two vaginas!
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January 18, 2012
She Caught Me Stroking Myself and Helped Me
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I don't mean to brag, but my girlfriend is awesome. She seems to find a new way to endear herself to me every day and that's exactly what happened yesterday when she caught me stroking myself and helped me finish the job. She's got incredible hands and just thinking about the way she stroked my dick has got me wanting more. She isn't going to be around tonight, so I guess I'll be taking care of my own business while I enjoy handjob porn sites like Handjobs HDV, Tug Jobs and Tits And Tugs.
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January 17, 2012
A Hardcore Prequel to the Batman Movies
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Nana Nana Nana Nana, Nana Nana Nana Nana porno! On Saturday morning, I hit the gym and kind of overdid it on the strength training. The result was that my entire upper body was way too stiff to do anything remotely strenuous, like get my cereal off the top shelf or put on a shirt (you're welcome, ladies). I took this as a sign to relax, so since I had no plans that weekend, I watched a bunch of Batman movies. First I watched the Tim Burton ones, then I watched the Christopher Nolan films and finally, I stopped with the craptacular classic based on the old TV series that starred Adam West. I wondered if sites like ZTOD featured any parodies of this classic. After a quick Google-ing, I learned that there were actually quite a few porn movies that starred the Caped Crusader in them.
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