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The Minion

Rabbit score: 74%

The Minion

There are some hot chicks on this site, but the real star is the Minion. He's the overweight dude who gets to fuck them all. He eats and talks throughout the scenes and his whole act is pretty hilarious. You can check out his antics for yourself in the videos and photo sets. Everything's exclusive, high in quality and a ton of fun, so come take a look.

Rabbit score: 74%
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Will Peters

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Published Aug 16, 2008, updated on Nov 17, 2015

Pros and Cons

  • great-quality videos
  • exclusive content
  • bonus sites
  • rotating content
  • no advanced search
  • no content tags

Some definitions of the word "minion" include dainty, elegant, trim and pretty, but none of those words describe what you're going to see on The Minion. The site features a fat, hairy dude with a tiny manhood. He eats all the time and he gets hot women to blow and ride him (while he eats).

I have to say that TheMinion is one of the funniest porn sites I've ever seen. I've never laughed so hard watching adult content. This is one funny dude who does so much talking about his meal and his life that by the time the chick makes an appearance he's often covered with food.

You can check him out in 160 videos. They can all be streamed in an embedded player and downloaded in multiple MP4 and Windows Media formats. There are always a couple of great-quality download options. At one point the movies could be enjoyed as clips too, but these days they're nowhere to be found.

The babes are obviously in on the joke and watching them try not to laugh sometimes and then hearing the cameraman crack up makes it all the more funny. Eventually, the scenes get to the blowjobs and sex. In the ones I watched, the guy could barely get hard or maintain an erection. The chicks did their best to make it happen, but I guess his little engine just couldn't.

If you want to see this sort of comical hardcore in detail, you can check out the 126 photo galleries. You'll see this obese fellow in all his glory in high-res images that you can download in Zip files. No matter how hot the gals are, it's hard to avert your eyes from this train-wreck of a man. He's so minimally endowed that sometimes he can't get it inside his lady friend's pussy.

There have been no changes to the amount of content in months now and I suspect that they're rotating the collection. Also, a scene dated from 2015 has a user comment from 2012. Luckily, a membership gets you access to the other sites in the Dogfart Network, including Blacks On Blondes, Spring Thomas and Watching My Mom Go Black. The network has a strong interracial focus.

I had a lot of fun with The Minion, but as far as the porn goes, all the chatting, the food, the mess, etc., overshadows it. Let's face it, he could almost block out the sun, but more power to him for getting to lay some of the hottest chicks out there.

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(Nov 17, 2015)

Since our last review of the site :

  • There haven't been any changes in the amount of content. The site appears to be rotating content, actually.

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  • milton
    By milton on Aug 23, 2011

    Irony, is the word for this site [the minion], How this fella get this hot girls. I don't know man, because $ might be not enough, believe me. He is the living proof that the real loser is ME. I got a quite good dick, I'm good looking, and I hardly can drop a hottie, fuck, fuck you minion, can't say you're my idol,

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