Pros and Cons
- some HD movies
- exclusive content
- good browsing experience
- can't download videos right away
- only one video format
- no photos
My parents didn't believe in corporal punishment, so I maybe received two spankings in total growing up. Maybe that's why I sometimes crave a good spanking, although, with age, I also crave giving one to someone else. And who better to receive the wrath of my hand than some cocky hetero boy? Straight Lads Spanked lets me live out that very fantasy minus the threat of a black eye or a restraining order.
Who do we have to thank for StraightLadsSpanked? Well, truth be told that remains a bit of a mystery, because the man behind this site appears in a balaclava. If you're wondering why I used the British English term for ski mask, it's because, surprise, surprise, all the men here hail from the U.K. The Brits love their punishment and apparently straight dudes there will agree to bare-bum spankings from an older man.
I believe you'll find 178 videos. Since some scenes come in two or more clips, I've done my best to only count complete movies. You can stream them in an embedded player and download them as well, provided you've got the right kind of membership and you've been a member for long enough. No one can save a thing until after the first 30 days.
There aren't any photos, but you can expect high-def playback from some of the videos (though many are average in quality). Updates come fairly often, with a few new flicks every month.
I've said it before, but it bears repeating, especially when I feast my eyes on the young gents gracing the pages of this collection - British dudes are extremely hot! There's just something about a pale white ass (or "arse" as they say over there) with a pair of taut cheeks turned rosy that makes me feel positively lightheaded. These guys are jocks - some a bit hairy all over, others with smooth chests (and sometimes furry legs too).
Now, if you're looking for straight up spanking without any wanking or sex thrown in you'll love the selection of scenes here that really respect the purity of the site's spanking theme. They involve roleplaying scenarios in some cases and other times the premise is making money or having a kind of spank-off contest to see who's manly enough to take a good butt-smacking.
Ideally, I'd love to see all the flicks be consistent in quality, especially considering that some are in HD. However, you're getting exclusive content that respects a spanker's love of an ass getting whacked without needing to embellish it with other kinds of action. So, with that in mind, Straight Lads Spanked is worth joining despite the varying video stats and the fact that it doesn't let you save its movies right away.