Talk about setting yourself up for a seemingly insurmountable task. Why did I think ranking ink on sexy pornstars would be easy? Heeeeeck, no! These are my personal faves. Let me know of more in the comments, y’all.

1. Joanna Angel

I think this is likely one the first names that pops into your head when thinking of tattoos on pornstars. This alt-porn champion has a good number of them and you can see every inch and angle of them when she performs on her official site, JoannaAngel.

Joanna Angel Tattoos

Image courtesy of Joanna Angel.


2. Bonnie Rotten

You think Bonnie Rotten has an obsession with horror flicks? Well, just look at her ink. She not only has a zombie version of herself, but the spiderwebs on the boobies certainly let you know this porn vixen has a darker side.

Bonnie Rotton Tattoos

Image courtesy of Evil Angel.

3. Christy Mack

You have to be a certain kind of beauty to pull off neck and skull tattoos and ChristyMack just does it effortlessly. Pair that with her banging bod and you really don’t get much hotter.


Christy Mack Tattoo

Image courtesy of Evil Angel.

4. Kleio Valentien

Another BurningAngel girl has made our list and that’s Kleio Valentien. With short blonde hair, a big smile and bats on the back of her thighs, this chick is a joy to watch (espcially when she and #2 on this list double team a dick!). She has a green zombie babe on her right arm with a banner that reads “Ordinary’s Just Not Good Enough.” Well, there’s nothing ordinary about Kleio!


Kleio Valentien Tatts

Image courtesy of Burning Angel.

5. Mason Moore

If you’re into squirting, you’ll know Mason Moore. And when talking about her ink, you have to take note of the “WHOS NEXT” on her knuckles. And I find she just looks like a sexy Rachel Ray… anyone?


Mason Moore Body Art

Image courtesy of Evil Angel.

6. Masiumi Max

Masiumi Max is a real chameleon. From fire eater and burlesque performer to makeup maven, she really does it all. Her large red dragon tattoos must have taken a long-ass time and I know I could watch her do pretty much anything. Especially show off her amazing rack on her site, IAmTrouble.

I Am Trouble Max Tattoo

Image courtesy of I Am Trouble.


7. Catherine Tayler

Combine your love for big boobs and ink and check out CatherineTayler. This can-tastic Canuck is a force to be reckoned with. She cams one heck of a lot too on Streamate.


Catherine Tayler Tats and Body Art

Image courtesy of Catherine Tayler.

8. Britney Shannon

Despite having a tame name, this doll isn’t to be messed with. She doesn’t appear to have her own adult site, but that hasn’t stopped her from working with many big names in the industry. She also has Marilyn Monroe’s signature inked on the back of her thighs. She also has one of Monroe’s quotes on her back.


Britney Shannon Tattoos

Image courtesy of Evil Angel.

9. Angelina Valentine

Many women have sleeves and AngelinaValentine is one of them. I recently caught a YouTube clip where she talks about a few of them. It turns out her sleeve is symbolic and has designs showing her move from Kentucky to California.


Image courtesy of Evil Angel.

Image courtesy of Evil Angel.

10. Scarlett Pain

Nothing says sexy like a gun tat near the puss, am I right? That’s what Scarlett Pain is sporting. She also has a Jessica Rabbit tattoo on her leg. Both suit her perfectly, I must say.

Image courtesy of Burning Angel.

About The Author

Staplers are my passion. I find pashminas threatening. I like filthy beats. I have 15 years of forklift experience. My favorite expression is, "That's muh name, don't wear it out!" No, seriously, I'm just a regular girl that steps into her panties one leg at a time. Perhaps not the brightest crayon in the box at times, but my kind of off-color has serious staying power. Ya feel me?

4 Responses

  1. johndevil

    OMG. Please eliminate all the girls with massive false tits. That doesn’t leave many in your selection. Joanna has a right to be there of course. The best by a mile are Krysta Kaos and Skin Diamond.

    • RabbitsReviews

      Agreed – big ole fakes aren’t for everyone! And I love Krysta’s tats. Plus, she’s gorgeous to boot! Hmmm… I see another list in our future 😉

  2. Brad

    Apparantly you have never heard of Anna Bell Peaks? And fake tits are fine, its porn dumbasses

    • George

      Anna Bell Peaks, Julia Bond, Sienna West and Addrenalyn I can’t believe didn’t make list.


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