As the old famous, but still funny, meme goes, the internet is for porn. And if you look at the way the content on the internet is broken down, that is literally true. Of course, if you visit this site regularly, you probably know that already. However, with so much erotic entertainment on the web, it can be hard to sort through all the subpar content. So, to make things easier, The Porn Dude has created a premier porn review site.

Who or What is The Porn Dude?

About a decade ago, computer scientists created a sentient software program with the libido of a teenage boy, the sense of humor of a college frat guy and the web-design knowledge of a middle-aged tech nerd. Eventually, this program got loose on the net, discovered porn and went to work.

Actually, that’s a lie.

In reality, TPD is a massive porn enthusiast who, after years of jerking off to damn near everything the net had to offer, decided to use his hands to produce something with a little more substance. Over the course of several years, he became the self-proclaimed king of both porn and web construction, and The Porn Dude website was the result.

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Why Does His Website Exist?

There’s so much incredible porn out there, but too many people don’t expand their horizons when it comes to what they cum to. TPD aims to give an honest assessment as to what’s worthwhile and what you should avoid.

And no, that’s not a put down on people’s fetishes. TPD is a pretty open-minded dude – even for a porn reviewer – who has no problem looking into a whole range of erotic entertainment. He reviews every kind of porn site out there from plain vanilla to dark chocolate, and from mainstream to niche.

To give you an example of his level of thoroughness and passion just check out his list of the top premium porn sites. That page is only one of literally thousands of reviews he’s done over the years and he continues to write new posts to this day.

For those who have an interest in porn of the homosexual variety, he’s built a sister site called My Gay Sites to review and rank the best gay porn. The same level of industriousness and quality has been applied to that site as well.

And keep in mind, all of this is available for free – no subscription or account is required.

So don’t be fooled by coat-tail-riding amateurs or subpar porn reviewers, as TPD is the real deal.

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Top Tier Web Design

If you check out the site, you’ll see that all of the listicles and reviews are presented right on the homepage and if you get overwhelmed by the sheer volume of smut, you can use the search engine. Like any good website, his engine is particularly robust and responsive. Not only can you find general reviews for prominent sites, but he’s also written articles on niche porn found on them as well.

Fresh articles are posted daily and, like any proper website, there’s a regularly updated blog section, too. So, if you’re into reading the opinions and ravings of a chesty poon hound while learning about new updates in the adult industry, it’s worth checking out. Furthermore, since TPD is just as annoyed by adverts on the web as every other human being, his site is and always has been ad-free, just like your access to it.

If you run an adult site, but don’t see it listed or reviewed, he’s always looking for new porn pages to review. Even if your site is a bit different, kinky, or taboo, so long as it’s legal, I guarantee that he’s interested in it. Just contact him and he’ll get back to you soon.

In addition to getting a review, if your site ticks all of the right boxes it might make their Hall of Fame. With over 1,000,000 daily users, getting some of that TPD recognition might be one of the steps that puts your studio on the path to getting a bevy of accolades at the AVN Awards next year.

Just keep in mind, though, that when he does do a review, he doesn’t hold back. Just because you’re getting exposure, doesn’t mean that you’re going to get a positive endorsement.

Got Any Suggestions?

Despite how arrogant he may sound (because he is) TPD is always open to critique and feedback. So, if you see an excellent porn site that hasn’t been featured on his page or there’s a new category you think he should cover, reach out and give him a suggestion.

After all, with such a massive audience, his site needs to be top notch.

How Do You Contact Him?

The Porn Dude can be contacted through several channels, but the best way to get a quick response when it comes to suggestions or technical issues from using the site is through his email address: admin@theporndude.com

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If that doesn’t work you can also hit him up using these platforms:

  • Skype: Geoffrey.Celen
  • ICQ: 409594033
  • Google Hangouts: admin@theporndude.com
  • Facebook Messenger: facebook.com/PornDudeCom
  • QQ Messenger: 2446370752

So, if you’re looking for a resource to get the skinny on all things related to internet pornography, click on this link to ThePornDude.com

P.S. We hear that he’s very appreciative of any photos or videos sent from lovely ladies with a sleek body, mature women with a healthy pair of mammaries, or professional pornstars. You can email him personally.

About The Author

Rabbit

I love a big juicy carrot top - the fresh leafy greens, not the 90s prop comic. I used to work for the FBI (Federal Burrow of Investigations) and I dug up a lot of dirt. I once tried to rub my own foot for luck but - long story short - the tortoise won. Even if I take my job very seriously, I know that there are no porn emergencies. The most pressing matters are in our readers' pants!

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