The first Thanksgiving was celebrated by 53 New England pilgrims in October 1621, where they shared the fruits of their harvest with 90 Native American attendees. This is a holiday that calls on us to reflect on what we’re most grateful for. And for me, I’m always grateful for porn. Whether you like getting off on New England Patriot cheerleaders or watching two babes eating pumpkin pie off each other, the best way to relieve holiday stress is to watch porn!
The most challenging part about any holiday is having to see your obnoxious family members, and the best way to deal with that is to give yourself some much-needed relief. So how can you get off this Thanksgiving? Well, here are my picks for the sexiest porn scenes to take the edge off of having to listen to your brother-in-law’s stupid jokes. Some of these sites are available as Flash- sales, so you don’t want to miss out!
Step 1: Watch Sensual Rubdowns
After you’ve taken measures to rub down your turkey in preparation for roasting, it’s important to let it sit and take in the flavors. While you wait, why not check out hot massage porn? Nuru Massage has both men and women receiving full-body massages with happy endings. You’ll see sexy bodies covered in oil as clients get their sore muscles worked on. Most scenes involve a male masseur and a lady client, or vice versa, but you’ll come across some girl/girl massage scenes too. These rubdowns always lead to steamy sex and they take place in massage parlors, bringing a realistic appeal to the fantasy. After watching these movies, you’ll be warmed up just in time to stick that turkey in the oven.
Step 2: Pre-Heat the Oven With Sauna Sex
Don’t forget to pre-heat the oven before putting in the turkey. This usually takes around 15-20 minutes so use your time constructively by pre-warming yourself and watching steamy sex in a sauna. Czech Sauna is one of my favorite sites for spy camera scenes of naked people in the steam room. You’ll enjoy being a voyeur as you watch girls perspire and casually chat with one another. It’s more of a tease because you won’t see anything that sexual happening aside from a few girls playing with themselves. At least you’ll get off seeing naked babes relaxing in the nude.
Step 3: Give Your Turkey a Striptease
A rule of thumb when cooking a turkey is 20 minutes per pound, but that all depends on whether or not your recipe calls for a stuffed or unstuffed bird. Let’s say you’re cooking a 20 lb. turkey, that gives you around 6.5 hours to watch porn. I recommend taking things slow with some softcore porn. Sex Art has a great selection of beautiful erotic sex videos where you’ll learn a thing or two about the art of love that you can then pass on to your significant other after you’ve both survived your respective Thanksgiving dinners.
The site has a large collection of passionate lovemaking that will make the time it takes to cook a turkey fly by. Discover sizzling solo-pleasuring, steamy lesbian sessions and intimate guy/girl pairings. There are even some slow and sensual stripteases where hot babes slowly peel off their layers and reveal bodacious bodies for your viewing pleasure. Just don’t get so caught up that you forget to take out the turkey for basting.
Step 4: Enjoy Family Time – The Taboo Way
Spending time with your family can be draining, which is why you’ll want to watch some family taboo porn and witness how other families deal with the stress of the holidays. Family Pies is more than just stepfamilies sharing recipes of their holiday favorites – they also reduce stress by fucking each other. Watch as stepmothers and stepdaughters get creampies from their stepsons, stepbrothers and stepdads in hilarious scenarios that sometimes involve the eating of actual pies! Enjoy your dessert drama-free as you get off on these horny taboo family hookups.
Step 5: Treat Yourself to Thanksgiving Discounts
We want you to enjoy your Thanksgiving, so don’t forget those last-minute ingredients. Most importantly though, you’ll want to take advantage of Rabbit’s Thanksgiving deals! Treat yourself to quality porn this holiday season by visiting us for exclusive savings. This way, you can spend the cold months staying warm by getting off on hardcore scenes. What better way to ward off the winter blues or the drag of having to converse with your Great Uncle Milton by watching men and women do what they do best? Rabbit’s wishes you and yours a happy and healthy Thanksgiving!