Three Wishes

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I...

Not Your Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandmother’s Sex Toy

Abella Danger on Fucking Machines So, a couple of weeks ago, I mentioned a Victorian dildo that was handcrafted from ivory. And looking at that old-timey masturbatory device, one realizes that things haven't changed that much. Granted, at least people's...

Like Daughter, Like Mother

Tommy is a young man who has a definite thing for older ladies. He believes that he was born an old soul and so even though he's in his 20s, he only feels comfortable being with women who are at least 20-30 years older than he is. One night he decides to...

Happy MILFs Day!

Mother's Day has many folks thinking about how wonderful the women who brought them into this world and/or raised them are. And, of course, such a vision of motherhood tends to conjure up thoughts of the purity of motherly love. But if you stop thinking about...

A Dirty Forkin’ Tale

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who's also the owner, walks up to him and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I'm blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer. I'll smell it and...