Will Peters

My real name is Bill Jeters. At a young age, I summited Mount Kilimanjaro and life has been downhill ever since. If love is all that's really needed, why can't I secure a fixed-rate mortgage using it as a down payment? If you like charity work, but always mix up people's names, just remember that Sharon is Karen! I am 7,600,000,001th in line to the throne, so you had better treat me right!

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May is Masturbation Month

I think we can all agree that anyone claiming to never have masturbated is lying. Although some people really don’t care for it, most of us do indeed relieve pent-up stress and horniness with self-pleasuring. So technically, for many of us, every month is Masturbation Month – but officially it’s May. With that mind, I’d

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