Rabbit

I love a big juicy carrot top - the fresh leafy greens, not the 90s prop comic. I used to work for the FBI (Federal Burrow of Investigations) and I dug up a lot of dirt. I once tried to rub my own foot for luck but - long story short - the tortoise won. Even if I take my job very seriously, I know that there are no porn emergencies. The most pressing matters are in our readers' pants!

Lusting After Nudist Teens

A trio of teenaged babes recently moved into one of the apartments in the building behind mine. I know this because I can’t stop myself from staring every time they walk by a window. They haven’t put any blinds up yet, which is a total godsend for me and other voyeurs who might be in the area. …

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Big Ass Porn

One of my favorite British comedies has a line about dating someone with a huge ass. The main character describes it as not necessarily good but huge, giving it a tremendous sense of value. It’s a fair point after all, as there’s a reason bootylicious babes are all over the porn world, be it in …

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