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There are a few things that differentiate professional porn studs and many of the guys who watch them. Cock size is one thing, as is stamina. Another big one is semen production. For the pros, their dicks are like sperm hoses that can completely bathe a costar's face. If that's the one element of porn that you love, you might be interested in Jesse Loads Monster Facials.

As Mr. Loads puts on his tour page, JesseLoadsMonsterFacials is for those who "are sick and tired of lame 'diet' facials that barely signify moisture." That certainly seems to be the case because the amount of joy juice that a stud shoots in the average scene here would be enough to a frost a cake.

The 202 videos all follow a similar path. It begins with a close-up of the hottie's face. She talks for a minute or so and then gets into the action with her man. The couple has some fun and then finishes with her sitting on her knees and receiving a giant cumshot. They then replay the cumshot in super-slow motion, so you can see the trajectory of every packet of spunk that shoots out of his swollen head.

You can't stream all the videos, but you can view some of the newer ones in an embedded player. Every flick can be downloaded and they all come in a Windows Media format. Some movies come in an MP4 format as well. The newer vids are offer high-def playback, but older ones are still good in quality. Most scenes last around 17 minutes and there are some that run slightly longer. A new one is added each week.

Many of the women on the receiving end of these semen showers are established porn names like Alison Tyler, Abby Lane and Addison O'Riley. The emphasis is on blowjobs, but occasionally one of the ladies will grab a toy and work herself over or you'll see the stud lick her delightful peach.

Each video comes with two sets of photographs, one that's softcore with a lot of posing and teasing and another that's hardcore with a lot of sweat and spunk all over the place. In all, you're looking at 404 picture galleries and you can download the sets in handy Zip files.

For bonuses, you are given a bunch of behind-the-scenes videos and outtakes. Most of them feature the babe, post-facial, talking to the camera and using a giant towel to clean up the mess. There's also a friends section that gives you scenes to sample from other websites and some of these also focus on facials. A bonus video is added as a second weekly update.

Jesse Loads Monster Facials delivers on what they promise as you will get gorgeous women and some truly inspired facials. There are some issues, like the lack of no search/filter options, but in all, there's a lot to like. It should also be noted that they have a download limit.

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Average Score: 66.8

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User Rating: 20/100 (total: 5 comments)
  • Comment by: Foxx - Score: 1/100 - Date: 3/17/2014
    Completely agree with 5 G/day download limit. They cut you off for 24 hours after 5 G. There is no customer service to complain.

    RABBIT: Because you consistently advertising false numbers even after people told you the right numbers, I assume you are a part of the scam. I will never let you make another dollar off me - from now on I will be certain you get no credit. You don't have customer confidence anymore!
    Reply from RabbitsReviews (Date:03/17/2014): Thanks for the comment, Foxx. We spoke w/the site a couple weeks ago regarding another issue and they responded, "We put a 20 gig a day allotment." I will speak with the site again and ask them to reply to the user comments left.
  • Comment by: dubya - Score: 11/100 - Date: 3/6/2014
    SCAM!!! I was cut off after downloading 5G because I violated some "terms and conditions" that I could not find. I tried to contact the site's support and the email was bounced back as undeliverable. Some lovely ladies on the site, but at least one in the previews is not on the site. GRRRRHHHH...
  • Comment by: NotJesse - Score: 10/100 - Date: 2/23/2014
    Rabbit lies to you, the download limit is not 15 GB but 5 GB! They advertise 10 on their site but block you only after 5 consistently. Scam!
    Reply from RabbitsReviews (Date:02/24/2014): Hi, NotJesse. You didn't leave an email, so I couldn't contact you. We're going to confirm again, to be sure, and make a correction if necessary. !
    Update: The site actually has a daily 20GB limit.
  • Comment by: rico - Score: 50/100 - Date: 8/10/2013
    I agree with snow, why are so many sites worrying so much about "porn studs" and even big dicks for a site about facials. Jesse and Richard aren't even in the scenes anymore. All we're stuck with is the same old muscle bound "stud" type that every other site on the web uses. It's a turn on when average guys like Richard get it on with some of the hottest girls in the industry. The bonus scene with new hot teen model Aria Salazar was beyond hot.
  • Comment by: Snow - Score: 30/100 - Date: 12/29/2012
    While the original content was interesting and "spot-on", very quickly the main male talent was exchanged and so is the quality: when you watch 5 updates in a row now in which the guy delivers a poor average cumshot on the tits and neck of the girl, it starts to be obvious that these are neither facials nor monster - and not even Jesse anymore :-) I am wondering whats so difficult about getting a porno stud who CAN ACTUALLY CUM A LOT when you are running a simple POV handjob/blowjob site, where other qualities such as stamina or overall muscular looks dont matter at all. Before they do, I will avoid this site.
Price:
$24.95/30 days, rebills at $21.95
$49.95/90 days
Cross Sales: No
Content
Pic sets: 404+ Pics per set: 75 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: 1280x960 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 202+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 17 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: Yes
(Daily, 20GB)
 
Video Formats: Windows (1280x720; 4146k)
MP4 (480x270; 2516k)
Flash (streaming)
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Customer Service: N/A


Pros & Cons
pros -many high-def videos
-exclusive content
-bonus content
cons -daily download limit
-can't save favorites
-no advanced search
Main Category: Facial Cum Porn
Updated on: 1/11/2014 01/11/2014- From 65 to 71: Streaming format added. -Chris
03/04/2013- From 62 to 65: Price increased, but more content and improved quality. -Will
03/07/2012- From 77 to 62: More content, but scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
06/03/2011- From 75 to 77: More content. -A.K.
- Initial review: 11/27/2010
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