There are a few things that differentiate professional porn studs and many of the guys who watch them. Cock size is one thing, as is stamina. Another big one is semen production. For the pros, their dicks are like sperm hoses that can completely bathe a costar's face. If that's the one element of porn that you love, you might be interested in Jesse Loads Monster Facials.
As Mr. Loads puts on his tour page, JesseLoadsMonsterFacials is for those who "are sick and tired of lame 'diet' facials that barely signify moisture." That certainly seems to be the case because the amount of joy juice that a stud shoots in the average scene here would be enough to a frost a cake.
The 202 videos all follow a similar path. It begins with a close-up of the hottie's face. She talks for a minute or so and then gets into the action with her man. The couple has some fun and then finishes with her sitting on her knees and receiving a giant cumshot. They then replay the cumshot in super-slow motion, so you can see the trajectory of every packet of spunk that shoots out of his swollen head.
You can't stream all the videos, but you can view some of the newer ones in an embedded player. Every flick can be downloaded and they all come in a Windows Media format. Some movies come in an MP4 format as well. The newer vids are offer high-def playback, but older ones are still good in quality. Most scenes last around 17 minutes and there are some that run slightly longer. A new one is added each week.
Many of the women on the receiving end of these semen showers are established porn names like Alison Tyler, Abby Lane and Addison O'Riley. The emphasis is on blowjobs, but occasionally one of the ladies will grab a toy and work herself over or you'll see the stud lick her delightful peach.
Each video comes with two sets of photographs, one that's softcore with a lot of posing and teasing and another that's hardcore with a lot of sweat and spunk all over the place. In all, you're looking at 404 picture galleries and you can download the sets in handy Zip files.
For bonuses, you are given a bunch of behind-the-scenes videos and outtakes. Most of them feature the babe, post-facial, talking to the camera and using a giant towel to clean up the mess. There's also a friends section that gives you scenes to sample from other websites and some of these also focus on facials. A bonus video is added as a second weekly update.
Jesse Loads Monster Facials delivers on what they promise as you will get gorgeous women and some truly inspired facials. There are some issues, like the lack of no search/filter options, but in all, there's a lot to like. It should also be noted that they have a download limit.
|By: Wayne King|
|Number of Reviews: 83|
|Average Score: 66.1|
|$24.95/30 days, rebills at $21.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 404+||Pics per set: 75||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1280x960||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 202+||HD Porn: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 17 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: Yes
Windows (1280x720; 4146k)
MP4 (480x270; 2516k)
Pros & Cons
-many high-def videos
-daily download limit
-can't save favorites
-no advanced search
03/04/2013- From 62 to 65: Price increased, but more content and improved quality. -Will
03/07/2012- From 77 to 62: More content, but scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
06/03/2011- From 75 to 77: More content. -A.K.
- Initial review: 11/27/2010