Horny Thief Tales

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Wayne King

By: Wayne King
Number of Reviews: 78
Average Score: 66

Picture it: You and your partner in crime are breaking into a house to steal all the homeowner's valuables. While inside, you find a hot, tight-bodied babe. What do you do? Well, if you're one of the studs on Horny Thief Tales, you turn on the charm and fuck the living hell out of her. Do you think the judge would be lenient on you if he knew you gave the gal an orgasm?

As you would imagine, HornyThiefTales is a reality site. Every episode features two hooded studs breaking into a house and inevitably having sex with the horny sweetheart who is inside. The scenes play out the same way in just about every case: the dudes break in, the babe awakes and/or spots the perpetrators, the dudes get aggressive and the babe seductively gives in and fucks both guys.

There are 53 episodes and each comes with a video and a set of pictures. The "struggle" between the robbers and the gal is pretty tame, with a little struggling and screaming. In some scenes, the gals can barely keep a straight face and are smiling almost instantly. All the performers are from Eastern Europe/Russia and there are no subtitles - not that the dialogue is important because the setup before the action generally lasts only a minute or two.

The videos last around 15 minutes and you have a few viewing options. You can stream them as clips that come in a couple formats or download them as both clips and full-length films that come in a Windows Media format. The full-length flicks also come in an MP4. The films mostly offer good-quality playback, but some are in Full HD.

The galleries are quite big, averaging over 300 images per set. The photos are large, look good and follow the action from their respective video pretty closely. The big difference with the pics is you get more reaction shots from the performers. It's fun to see a look of shock in one pic and then a look of lust in another. Zip files are available for all the galleries.

You won't be hurting for bonuses, either. You gain access to the 1 Pass For All Sites network that includes nearly 30 other sites, including Tricky Old Teacher, Spoiled Virgins and Frisky Baby Sitters. As the titles suggest, there's a heavy emphasis on 18 to 23-year-olds, though other niches are covered in sites like Dirty Ass 2 Mouth and Horny In Hospital.

The final verdict on Horny Thief Tales is you'll find hot action to enjoy here and among the bonuses. Just keep in mind that nothing has been added to the website since November 2013 and with the collection being somewhat modest in size, you'll probably find yourself checking out the bonus material sooner rather than later.

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