Years ago, I had some big jerk come up to me and threaten to pound my face. The little devil on my shoulder was telling me to curb stomp the prick then and there, but the little angel on my other shoulder convinced me to just turn and walk away. It's probably a good thing I did, because now that I've visited the Face Pounders website, I'm not so sure that the guy wanted to fight me. In fact, I think he wanted to fuck me.
With a name like FacePounders, I thought I'd see some rough face fucking. In the end, though, what you get instead is some standard hardcore action. Apparently I understand the term "face pounding" differently than they do, but now I'm left wondering what definition that jerk from the past was working with.
There are 30 videos and they all begin with a babe teasing the camera as she strips and masturbates. Before long, she's joined by one or two hung guys who waste little time in sticking their cocks in her. There's oral, vaginal and even anal penetration and it always leads to a sticky facial. Some of the scenes have two cuties taking part in the action, but they're the exception rather than the rule.
Each movie can be streamed on an embedded Flash player and downloaded as good-quality Windows Media and MP4 files. There's also a second MP4 option that you can use with your mobile devices. It's great for those of you who like to take your porn on the go. Be aware, however, that there's a daily download limit of 10GB in place.
Just over half of the movies have sets of pictures, but in the case of most of the others you're still usually getting some vid caps. In all, there are 18 sets of photos and each one is comprised of good-looking images that you can view in a slideshow and also download in a Zip file.
The site appears to be updating at first glance, but the amount of content it offers hasn't changed much over time. This is likely because they're rotating their content. The same thing is happening on most of the 19 other Puba sites you get, including Bouncy Pictures Online, Mason Moore XXX, London Keyes, Jayden James XXX and Czech Hotties.
Face Pounders doesn't quite deliver what you'd expect it to, but it does give you some awesome hardcore. With a little more content, the site could be great, but for now, you might try it out for a month or so. The bonuses may have you prolonging your stay, though.
|Limited Trial $5.00/5 days, rebills at $34.97|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 18||Pics per set: 150||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 30+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 30 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: Yes
Flash (850x480; N/A; streaming)
Windows (640x480; 2000k)
MP4 (640x480; 1400k)
Pros & Cons
-daily download limit
09/13/2011- From 73 to 72: Some better-quality vids, but possibly rotating content. -Will
02/18/2011- Stays at 73. -Will
- Initial review: 4/1/2010