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Chris Parker

By: Chris Parker
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They don't make porn like they used to, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy smut from yesteryear whenever you want. Sites like Retro Porn Flix give you that option by providing you with lots of X-rated films from the 1970s and 1980s.

Whether you're in the mood to watch classics like "Debbie Does Dallas" and "Deep Throat" or lesser-known movies like "Backside To The Future" and "Barbara The Barbarian," this website's got you covered in terms of videos. There are already 556 films to enjoy and more are being added each week. There are no photos, but I suppose that isn't so surprising given that the site is called RetroPornFlix and not RetroPornPix.

The way in which the films are organized on the site is great for people who know what they're looking for, as all the titles are alphabetically sorted. Sadly, there's no way to search for flicks featuring specific stars or sex acts. So, for example, if you want to see John Holmes in action or some anal sex, you'll just have to take a look at what's available and hope to get lucky, just like I did when I was single and going to clubs, but I digress.

Obviously, none of the films are exclusive. Due to this, the videos come in different formats and vary in quality. In my limited time on the website, I came across Windows Media, DivX-formatted AVI and MPEG files and experienced everything from poor to stellar-quality playback

A great thing about the website is that it’s giving you full-length feature films and not just short scenes. Finding movies that run for over an hour isn't uncommon and, surprisingly, they don't long to download despite their lengths.

You won’t get any extras with your membership and there are no bonus sites either. It's unfortunate, but considering that you're only being charged a low-end monthly membership fee to join, it really isn't so bad.

Retro Porn Flix will take you down memory lane and lead you right to Pleasureville. With lots of films and an affordable membership fee, the site is one that fans of vintage smut won't want to pass on.

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