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Morris McCarthy

By: Morris McCarthy
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In the beginning, a lot of chicks dole out Harsh Handjobs because they don't quite grasp the concept that a penis is not as robust as say, an industrial winch or those fishing poles you see on pro TV shows. Then, along comes that thing we call manual dexterity and it's always a party… or it is until the chick gets pissed off. Once the tempers on this site flare, the term "getting whacked off" becomes quite literal.

The star of HarshHandjobs is a faceless chap with who has about as much foreskin as Winston Churchill has foresight. Speaking of Winny, it just so happens that the bloke getting the cock claps hails from Britain too. The lovely birds beating on his often flaccid meat all have very sensuous English accents as well. Nothing like hearing Cockney accent of an irate hottie as she flicks, slaps and punches the love-pole.

The pud-pounding that occurs in the 72 movies here is nowhere near as intense as what I've seen before. How could I ever forget watching Veronica Jett total some dude's package with punts and uppercuts? It's comparatively tame here, even playful, so it's not painful to watch, but rather fun.

You have a few options for downloading and that's always appreciated. At their best, the flicks are available as high-def Windows Media files and there are MP4s to download as well. If you prefer, you can also stream the movies in an embedded Flash player.

The 72 picture sets can be downloaded in Zip files and you'll definitely want to take advantage of that. Not only because it'll save you time, but also because saving the pics in Zip files provides you with high-res images.

Even though there are weekly updates, it comes as a letdown to see there are no bonus sites or extras available. Still, as a member, you will really enjoy the high-quality content and playful vibe that Harsh Handjobs offers.

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