Pros and Cons
- full-length videos
- low-end membership
- good design and navigation
- nonexclusive content
- mostly average-looking videos
- limited trial
It's like the coming together of two generations on Classic Porn Mobile. You get to watch on your portable video device porn that was made before the invention of portable video devices. I know that isn't irony, but I'm sure there is a name for it.
Whatever it is, I can tell you that ClassicPornMobile lets you take a trip back in time to when porn was black and white, chicks had pubic hair and dudes had those awesome Magnum P.I. mustaches (not always in the same scene of course). While you can access the site on your computer, the reason to join is because you are interested in checking it out on your iPhone, iPod or other mobile Internet-enabled device.
The design is simple and user friendly with various search options. However, there is no option to filter the content by year or decade, which would have made searching for porn from the '50s, '60s, '70s, '80s and '90s a lot easier. Also, just knowing the general timeframe of the production is always fun.
There are 889 videos that show everything from hardcore threesomes to anal sex to raunchy lesbian fucking. There's no set update schedule, but it looks like you can expect about 11 new ideos each month. They aren't always high in quality, but some look great. Most of the time, though, they're average looking and some are even blurry and shaky.
The 118 photo sets all have good-looking pics, but I didn't spot anything that suggests they were vintage collections. Instead, you'll find a mix of CG toons, hardcore sex, solo performances and bondage that look to be from the year 2000.
Your membership lets you access content from across the Mobile Mega Site Pass network, but there doesn't appear to be anything else that focuses on classic or retro porn. Regardless, being able to check out classic porn from decades past right on my phone is quite fun.
Classic Porn Mobile is great for those of you who want old-school porn on your mobile device. Although, improving the video quality would be a really nice thing they could do.