Swiss Cum

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Penelope Hall 

By: Penelope Hall
Number of Reviews: 19
Average Score: 67

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It is well-known that the hills around the Alps are apparently alive with the sound of music, but on Swiss Cum, the hills are alive with much more than just musical notes - they're also astir with the sound of fucking and sticky jizz being slurped.

The stars of SwissCum don't have a problem to solve like Maria. They're gorgeous, fresh-faced honeys who aren't confused about what to do with their lives. They're perfectly content to strip on camera, masturbate, give head and, of course, get their tight pussies pounded outdoors in the freshly fallen snow. The content is mostly nonexclusive, but it's worth seeking out these alpine goddesses.

You'll find 191 videos in various niches, so choose your favorites and start downloading. It's easy enough to find them, but what you won't immediately find are blonde-haired, blue-eyed ski instructors whose English needs attention. Instead, you get a mix of hardcore sex, fucking machines and Asian strapon action.

The flicks all come in different formats, so expect to find a mix of Windows Media, AVI, MP4 and MPEG files. It seems you'll find more Windows Media files than anything else and they offer good-quality playback, but there are some higher and lower-quality movies, too.

Watch chicks stripping to a dance beat, masturbating, sucking thick dicks and getting down on all fours to take a cock in their pussies outside on the ski slopes. You'll appreciate every inch of these European honeys.

There are way more photos than videos, with 511 sets of pictures of chicks in various niches. The pics look pretty good and some are even high-res. There are sexy coeds just starting their adult adventures, lesbians, Asians, hardcore shoots and much more. None of it's terribly thematic, but it's all fucking hot.

There aren't any extras, but it looks like the site posts something new each week, though it seems that photos are added far more often than movies. The price of a membership is decent for the amount of porn that you get and the quality is high enough overall, so the only real problem with the site is its lack of exclusive theme-related content.

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