Evilyn Machine

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Morris McCarthy

By: Morris McCarthy
Number of Reviews: 131
Average Score: 63

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Some of you might think that because this chick has a robotic name it means she is built to fuck, but such is not the case. I'm not altogether sure what the machine part of the sitename is all about, but what I can tell you is that Evilyn Machine is a hot chick who does have a taste for a certain kind of mechanical hardware.

This site mainly shows EvilynMachine masturbating and plugging herself with a dildo. However, in one clip we see her take on a Sybian, which appears to do a good job for her. When she's not busying herself with some self-love, she tries different hairdos out, makes herself up and flashes us glimpses of her privates.

When you first click on the video page you'll initially see 15 videos, but most of these are clips from the same movies, so you end up with eight videos. They are pretty short and clock in at an average of five minutes each. The good news is that they come in great-quality Windows Media files.

The 29 photo galleries feature some really sweet shots of the site's star. The images are very sharp and clear. All the photo sets can be downloaded in Zip files. For the most part the shoots are all about Evilyn lounging about and posing.

As for extras, you get 13 bonus sites that focus on lithe-bodied, nubile hotties. These include Candie Crush, Dakota Carson, Mckenzie Belle and She Devil Dolls.

I recommend that you take a pass on joining. This is not meant as a knock against Evilyn Machine, because she is hot. It's just that with such a pricey membership fee in place, there should be more content to enjoy.

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