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Morris McCarthy 

By: Morris McCarthy
Number of Reviews: 114
Average Score: 62

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If it's one thing the porn world is well known for it's embellishment and shameless exaggeration. This applies to everything from cum-splashes to cup sizes. How many times have you heard the term orgy applied to a simple two-on-one? Well, you can forget about overstatements when talking about Sexxy Brandon. This lovely brunette really is as hot as they come. Her hazel eyes, flowing long hair and delicate lips make her a true prize.

SexxyBrandon has absolutely no hang-ups about showing us how much she loves fucking her man and how adventurous they like to get. Hell, she even sucks on his knob while he's driving. If my woman did that for me, I'd be making a point of driving to the grocery store every two hours. I just hope they watched Stephen King's "Thinner" to get an idea of what consequences can arise from road head.

Brandon can currently be seen doing what she does best in 38 movies. These videos depict sex in the kitchen, bathroom, living room, pool, even on the front steps of the house. The videos can be downloaded as average-quality Windows Media files.

The photos in the 59 picture galleries look pretty good. The pics fall just short of being high-res, but, trust me, Brandon's awesome huge tits have been captured in some very sharp shots. You can view the images as slideshows, but you can't download them in Zip files.

Membership comes with some sweet privileges. You get a whole lot of video feeds and full access to more than 30 bonus sites from the Porn Nerd Network, including Alabama Slammer, London Towers and Taste Chardonnay. Brandon even put up her personal email, which is great because I think I have a chance with her.

Sexxy Brandon's content might be on the average side in terms of quality, but the action is good and, above all, it's fun. Well, so long as no car accidents occur, because then they'll be appearing on a different website. Sadly, the site has stopped growing, so it won't be getting any bigger or better. With this in mind, the site might not be good enough to justify signing up.

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  • Comment by: Tom

    Score: 90% Date: 05/24/2009

    She also has photos on the amateur site True Amateur Models. VERY high quality too photos too!

  • Comment by: Mark

    Score: 95% Date: 03/15/2009

    What a beauty! And she's got a ton of videos to watch, I haven't even viewed them all yet. Navigation is easy and nice, galleries are well organized. The slideshow is a little slow for my tastes but that's just me. Pretty cool site. Plus you get some hot bonus sites, too.