Swallow Newbies

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Dylan Taylor 

By: Dylan Taylor
Number of Reviews: 112
Average Score: 63

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In an industry that's becoming more and more dominated by sticky, gooey facials, it's refreshing to see that some babes would prefer to taste a load of sticky jizz and devour it whole than let it stay on their pretty faces. Swallow Newbies features some of those jizz-guzzling, nubile hotties.

When I say "some," I mean some. There are only nine episodes in total, each with an accompanying video, gallery of screen caps and photo set. The site hasn't updated in two years, so don't hold your breath for more SwallowNewbies to appear any time soon.

At least there are 76 bonus sites included with your membership. Some are similar, like Sexy Nubiles, while others are in completely different categories like Lesbo Asia, Outdoor Piss and Two Dicks In One Ass. The price is standard, though is only justifiable if the bonus content is to your liking.

At least what is available is top-notch. The scenes run an average of 17 minutes each and generally start off with the sexy hottie masturbating. Then she starts sucking cock before getting fucked in her smooth, shaved pussy in various positions before going back to the blowjob. In the end, she finishes off the last drops of the lucky guy's gooey goodness. This is set to music, though it's not loud enough to drown out the hottie's moans.

The videos are available as Windows Media files in whole or as clips. You can download different levels of quality, including one called "HDV ultra" that earns its name by giving gorgeous high-def playback. They may take awhile to download, so if your Internet connection is slow, you can get the same scenes in "HDV super," as well as high and low-quality WMV files.

Over all, Swallow Newbies is a well-designed site that's nice to look at and offers stellar-quality smut. It's just that the good news stops there. It almost feels like someone started off a truly excellent site and then stopped a few months in to take a break, never to return. Since it's not updating, this tiny site isn't worth the money.

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Latest Comments

  • Comment by: Folioman

    Score: 55% Date: 10/13/2011

    Too expensive for what it containts...
    30 boxes for somethings like 10 girls...
    Even the bonus sites have a poor content...
    The girls however are very pretty!
    I say that 15$ would be a fairest price.