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Zoe Roark

By: Zoe Roark
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The Bikini Banger is a dude named Dave Pounder. His content has that classic reality porn appeal, because he supposedly gets chicks who answer a newspaper ad asking for bikini models to have sex with him on camera. It's the oldest trick in the book or at least one of the oldest bait and switch premises for porn. That sort of thing has sort of gone out of style, so maybe that might explain why this site hasn't been updated in over a year.

Actually, to be accurate, BikiniBanger has been redesigned and it isn't the first time either. It has gone through a number of incarnations and in the past some of them were for the better. This latest change, however, doesn't improve upon the last version. The 40 videos used to have some outstanding options, but now the best you'll get is good-quality playback. Besides not being as stellar as they once were, I would say that some of the footage actually doesn't measure up on-screen to the playback stats.

At any rate, Dave, despite supposedly scamming gullible gals, seems like a nice enough guy. He has an average build, but isn't unattractive, so you can believe that he easily deceive these babes into letting him bone them. I mean, they might do him anyway, so the promise of a modeling job makes it even more appealing. Still, you can certainly see Dave's unabashed glee when he gets to do it with some of these hotties. He might not be a complete nottie, but some of the pussy he scores is still a bit out of his league.

There are 40 photo sets, some include high-res images and they all come in Zip files. Many of the women could be real swimsuit models. You can almost imagine them landing a bikini-clad photo spread in a major magazine. However, the sports illustrated by them here are far more interesting in the end. The pole sucking and riding are definitely done by some of these ladies like an Olympic event and they show true athletic prowess.

Updates may ended over 12 months ago, but not all is lost. There are 68 full-access bonus sites, including Border Bangers, College Fuck Fest, Mommy Loves Cock, Yank My Crank and Gobble My Goo. Some of these other sites are still updating and some also have better-quality flicks. Bikini Banger has an alright collection, but it's really the bonus sites that make it worth joining.

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