Pet Ur Monkey

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By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1383
Average Score: 65

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Pet Ur Monkey is a great site if you want to see real amateur dudes in the nude. I sometimes feel slightly burned out from seeing nothing but over-the-top gay perfection that is on so many gay porn sites out there. All the men are super-buff jocks or super-slim, hairless guys. Blemishes are airbrushed into oblivion. The models look like drones and clones of some gay physical ideal that doesn't represent the average guy. It actually gets a bit boring.

On PetUrMonkey, there is a variety of body types. Some guys are naturally lean. Some are slightly more athletic without looking like total gym addicts. And many have meat on their bones without being overly toned.

There are 85 videos that come in a few formats and the playbacklooks good. The site is mostly devoted to solo masturbation, but you will see some cock sucking and at least one scene of fucking. Most of the studs are white, but there are a few ebony, Asian and Latino hunks too. Some of the men are a bit shy, so they perform for the camera wearing a monkey or skull mask.

There are 140 photo galleries. The embedded slideshow displays the images in medium-res frames. If you download the Zip sets, you'll be treated to images that are much closer to high-res photos. You'll see smooth-skinned fellows and ones with manly chest hair.

Some models are very well endowed. One can even suck the head of his own dick. Even though most of these amateurs look like coeds, there are a couple who appear to be a bit older. I like when you can find a few 30-somethings among the otherwise fresher-faced bucks.

The collection updates once a week and there are four video feed sites to help you fill the time in between additions. Sure, the quality of the videos could be better, but I find the content quite enjoyable. The best part is the price. It costs less than many other sites charge. Pet Ur Monkey is a worthwhile investment if you want to see real amateur men naked.

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  • Comment by: BT4WMI

    Score: 80% Date: 03/11/2009

    I joined the site to see a local straight guy that everyone has the hots for. Dirk was worth the $15 for sure and did 2 other scenes. so BONUS! I have stayed with peturmonkey because the cost is cheap and the webmaster actually writes back when I have requested to see something special with one of their regulars.

    This review is correct, the video quality is not great. It is very amateur but the pictures are good and the guys are fun to watch. Every so often they add two guys a week and added 4 guys the week of Christmas.

    At $15 a month the price is great. I only give an 80 because the video quality and only 1 update a week. IMO 2 or 3 would be better :)