Irena is a Russian contortionist and if you've ever had dreams of body movements that are completely unusual and chicks who are amazingly flexible, then you'll appreciate the movies and videos that Absolute Skinny has to offer.
Of course, I can't bypass the fact that when they say Irena is an AbsoluteSkinny they aren't joking. Some people may find her and her friends' Karen Carpenter-like bodies a little shocking and apparently the host of the site is aware that some of you will. If you don't adore skin and bones, then this site probably isn't the place for you.
The site has gone through a a sleek redesign since the first time we reviewed it and there have been two noticeable changes. The first is they have removed all of their content from before March 2010. The result is a library that is actually smaller than it once was.
Those of you hoping for some sex and nudity might want to keep looking around. Irena and her rail-thin gal pals only go topless, always keep their panties on and never have sex. They do perform indoors and outdoors in 25 videos and 27 photo sets, though. New scenes are added about three times a month.
Movies are only about five minutes long. You can download these Windows Media episodes as full-length files. Each flick has a soundtrack to which Irena stretches and bends her body to her limit. As she's striking various agile poses, she often strips off part of her clothes. The flicks are definitely amateur since the camera is handheld and a bit shakier than I expected. As for the quality, the videos are presented in HD.
I looked through a number of different videos and while Irena and her models are certainly more flexible than I could ever hope them to be (they do a lot of front and back bends) I didn't happen to notice any really awesome pretzel-like moves. However, this doesn't mean that you won't find them doing some wickedly wild bends among the photo sets where there are upwards of 180 pictures per set.
Images are fairly crisp and there are high-res pictures to be enjoyed. Not each and every image shows Irena in a contorted shape - some of them focus on fetish shoots with gas masks and lots of straps that sag and hang limp off their slender frames. Of course, these will appeal to those with a thing for super-skinny chicks. In the end, Absolute Skinny definitely gives you skinny chicks, though there isn't quite enough right now.
|The Best Porn||Review||1/7/2008||72/100|
|Average Score: 72|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 27||Pics per set: 180||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 25+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 5 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: No
Windows (1280x720; 7317k)
Pros & Cons
-no zipped photo sets
02/23/2011- Stays at 73. -Wayne
06/12/2009- From 65 to 73: More content added, quality improved and updates are more frequent. -Gator - Initial review: 11/17/2007