Irena is a Russian contortionist and if you've ever had dreams of body movements that are completely unusual and chicks that are so amazingly flexible, then you'll appreciate the movies and videos that Absolute Skinny has to offer.

Of course, I can't bypass the fact that when they say Irena is AbsoluteSkinny, they aren't joking. Some people may find her Karen Carpenter-like body a little shocking and apparently the 23-year-old is aware that some of you will. With this in mind she does post a notice on her tour page that if you don't adore skin and bones, then this site probably isn't the place for you.

There are no extras with your membership and aside from some details about her eight and weight, there's no bio or even personal blog. I'd have enjoyed reading about how she keeps her body so flexible because the whole contortionist thing is really quite amazing and admirable to me.

Those of you hoping for some sex and nudity might want to keep looking around. Irena only goes topless, always keeps her panties on and never has sex. She does do her moves indoors and outdoors in her 47 photosets and 15 videos, though.

I looked through a number of different movies and videos and while Irena is certainly more flexible than I could ever hope to be, I didn't happen to notice any really awesome pretzel-like moves. She does a lot of front and back-bending. However, this doesn't mean that you won't find her doing some wickedly wild bends somewhere, especially among photosets where there are upwards of 180 pictures per set.

Images are fairly crisp, although I wouldn't say they're super quality (1000x665). I think the sets could have been edited down a bit since not each and every image shows Irena in a contorted shape. Sometimes there are simply pictures of her long and pencil thin body. Of course, these will appeal to those with a thing for super-skinny chicks.

Movies are only about five-minutes long. You can stream or download these Windows Media episodes in full. Each flick has a music track to which Irena stretches and bends her body to her limit. As she's striking various agile poses, she often strips off part of her clothes, but as mentioned she only goes so far. The licks are definitely amateur since the camera is hand-held and to tell the truth a bit shakier than I'd have expected. As for the quality of the image, I did find most films to be a little on the hazy side.

Absolute Skinny offers an obviously thin chick doing some moves that will blow your mind. In the end, the whole site is merely average, though. Moreover, there hasn't been an update in so long that one wonders if there are updates at all.