There are all sorts of sex toys on the Web and I thought that I'd heard of them all. However, I've never quite come across a 400 RPM toy like they promise on Fucking Machine 1000. The site is actually named after this newest innovation in fuck toys. You could say that in a world filled with Fords, this is the Ferrari of the sex toy world.
Even though updates on FuckingMachine1000 ended long ago, there are a sufficient number of scenes to keep your motor running for a while. The 59 videos give you stellar-quality playback and also can be downloaded in a format that will work on various mobile devices. The only thing lacking are photos, but you can still preview the flicks in blurry vid caps.
One of the website's scenes has a mysterious creature with a gas mask over his face protruding from the hood of long black PVC robe. It's really quite the sinister-looking costume. He makes a babe suck on a drill-powered dildo and rubs it over her nipples and clit, before finally inserting it deep into her wet pussy. That's the warm up before she takes on the actual FM 1000.
After being around so many machines at the gym, I can see how these chicks get a wild workout with the 1000 model. In my favorite shoot, Johanne Hadley is a funky-looking chick in fetish gear and surrounded by a collage of pistons and foreboding industrial-revolution images, she takes the 1000 down the throat before ramming it into her pink pussy and creating a gaping crater out of her ass. The great thing about machines is that they always do what they're told.
In addition to the machine-on-woman scenes, you also get extra vids, pics and DVDs that focus on voyeur action. You also get loads of bonus sites, including some from the Porn.com network, like Fucking Robot, 360 Solos, Lesbo Trick, Black Feet Booty Street and Real Teens Kissing.
It'll take a long time to get through all the extra material, but that doesn't mean much if all you care about is seeing the fucking machine in action. If you're solely interested in human-robot relations, you'll want to remain a member of Fucking Machine 1000 for about a month or two.
|Average Score: 65|
|Limited Trial $1.10/2 days, rebills at $19.95|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 0||Pics per set: 0||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 59+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 1954k)
Flash (720x540; N/A; streaming)
MP4 (640x480; 2100k)
|Independent Biller(s):||SafeBilling, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-portable video formats
-only vid caps
-mostly unrelated bonus content