There are all sorts of toys on the Web and I thought that I'd heard of them all. However, I've never quite come across a 400 RPM toy like they promise on Fucking Machine 1000. Since our last visit, the site has undergone a complete redesign and the new interface is easy to use and easy on the eyes.
FuckingMachine1000 is not only the name of this site, but it's the name of the newest innovation in fuck toys. You could say that in a world filled by Fords, this is the Ferrari of the toy world. While the site owners aren't the primary producers, all of the content is exclusive. While there's a sufficient amount of fucking machine flicks to keep you occupied, and though the site is no longer adding new scenes, you can look forward to a huge number of bonuses. There are 175 extra sites in many different niches, a few of which are insertions sites.
The site offers a good mix of video formats. You can stream the 60 episodes in the imbedded Flash player or download for your iPod to take your sexy contraptions wherever you go. There are also full-length good-quality Windows Media files and MPEG videos. The video downloads are much faster than they used to be, so go ahead and grab as many as you like.
After being around so many machines at the gym, I can see how these chicks get a wild workout with the 1,000 model. Johanne Hadley is a funky-looking chick in fetish gear and surrounded by a collage of pistons and foreboding industrial revolution images, she takes the 1,000 down the throat before ramming it into her pink pussy and creating a gaping crater out of her ass. The great thing about machines is that they always do what they're told.
There is an image gallery for all the movies, but these will hardly put a dent into your imagination after seeing the films. There are around 200 pictures to every set, but basically you're just getting rather blurry video captures. Since you can just pause a scene if you really want to see something up close and personal, you might not enjoy these, but if you want them, they're there for you.
Fucking machine content and bonus sites aside, members can review individual movies, save flicks to a favorites file and download thousands of more insertion pictures and scenes in the additional categories of content. Fucking Machine 1000 has good-looking films that you won't soon forget!
