There are all sorts of toys on the Web and I thought that I'd heard of them all. However, I've never quite come across a 400 RPM toy, like they promise on Fucking Machine 1000.

FuckingMachine1000 is not only the name of this site, but it's the name of the newest innovation in fuck toys. I suppose in a lot filled by Fords, this is the Ferrari of the toy world.

While the site owners aren't the primary producers, all of the content is exclusive. While there's a sufficient amount of fucking machine flicks to keep you occupied, you can look forward to weekly updates and a huge number of bonuses. There are 98 extra sites in varying niches and there are at least four insertion sites to feed your appetite for kinky machine action among other things.

The site offers a good mix of video formats. You can stream the 18-minute films in the imbedded Flash player, download for your iPod and there are full-length high quality WMV and AVI videos. However, the downloads are slow. It's not because the site is slow by any means, but an average size AVI is 500MB and even the iPod I downloaded was 165MB. Anyhow, I went to the gym and worked out and by the time I got back home the film was ready to watch.

After being around so many machines at the gym, I can see how these chicks get quite the work out with the 1000 model. Johanne Hadley was a funky looking chick in fetish gear and surrounded by a collage of pistons and foreboding industrial revolution images she takes the 1000 down the throat before demanding it ram into her pink pussy and create a gaping crater as out of her ass. The great thing about machines is that they always do what they're told.

The videos are worth the wait, not only because they create a steamy atmosphere you can jerk off to, but because the sound is fantastic and the video quality is beyond expectation.

There is a photo gallery for all the movies, but these hardly put a dent into my imagination after seeing the films. There are around 200 pictures to every set, but basically you're just getting rather blurry video captures and since you can just pause a movie scene if you really want to see something up close and personal, I don't know what the point of these pictures are really.

Fucking machine content and bonus sites aside, member's can review individual movies, save flicks to a favorites file, download over 2000 sets of non-exclusive and high-quality insertion pictures, check out 8 insertion DVDs or even any of the practically endless movies up for grabs. There are 36 categories, by the way, but Fucking Machine 1000 already has awesome films that you won't soon forget!