There are all sorts of toys on the Web and I thought that I'd heard of them all. However, I've never quite come across a 400 RPM toy like they promise on Fucking Machine 1000.
FuckingMachine1000 is not only the name of this site, but it's the name of the newest innovation in fuck toys. I suppose in a lot filled by Fords, this is the Ferrari of the toy world. While the site owners aren't the primary producers, all of the content is exclusive. While there's a sufficient amount of fucking machine flicks to keep you occupied, you can look forward to weekly updates and a huge number of bonuses. There are 118 extra sites in 19 niches, three of which are insertions sites.
The site offers a good mix of video formats. You can stream the 60 episodes in the imbedded Flash player or download for your iPod, and there are full-length good-quality Windows Media and excellent-quality AVI videos. However, the downloads are slow. It's not because the site is slow by any means, but an average size AVI is almost 500 MB and even the iPod I downloaded was 165MB. Anyhow, I went to the gym and worked out and by the time I got back home the film was ready to watch.
After being around so many machines at the gym, I can see how these chicks get quite the workout with the 1,000 model. Johanne Hadley is a funky-looking chick in fetish gear and surrounded by a collage of pistons and foreboding industrial revolution images she takes the 1,000 down the throat before demanding it ram into her pink pussy and create a gaping crater out of her ass. The great thing about machines is that they always do what they're told.
There is a photo gallery for all the movies, but these hardly put a dent into my imagination after seeing the films. There are around 200 pictures to every set, but basically you're just getting rather blurry video captures. Since you can just pause a scene if you really want to see something up close and personal, I don't know what the point of these pictures are really.
Fucking machine content and bonus sites aside, members can review individual movies, save flicks to a favorites file and download over 3,100 insertion pictures and over 2,500 insertion scenes in the 42 categories of content. Fucking Machine 1000 has awesome films that you won't soon forget!
