Ass Smoothie

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A.K. Anderson 

By: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1179
Average Score: 66

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There is this really nice smoothie bar across from my gym and after a good workout, I sometimes head on over there to hook myself up with a nutritious and delicious smoothie. This place is, however, a regular smoothie joint and not an Ass Smoothie establishment. Although, even if it was, I wouldn't drink the product, but I would love to go watch them make it.

AssSmoothie is an original concept, which is pretty rare for porn these days. These chicks mix up a smoothie in a blender, pour it in their asses, jump around to shake it up, push it out of their asses into a glass and then drink it.

So far, there are 169 episodes available, although not all of them feature the making and drinking of a smoothie. That is because not all the chicks agree to do it. Many scenes begin with our cameraman coming upon some hot babe who happens to be in the house to film a different porn scene. He says hello and then they get to talking. It doesn't take long for him to bring up the subject of smoothies and then ask them if they would be willing to do one of the ass variety.

Most of them agree to do it, but I did come across three chicks who just said no. I can't be sure that it is all as on-the-spot as the scenes play it, but it's kind of fun to see some chicks say no, because it give the site a higher air of realism when the others say yes.

The videos look great and are all downloadable in HD Windows Media format. There are also 58 photo sets and the pictures are clear and almost high-res size.

They were updating about once a month when we first checked out the site, but it looks like they're updating twice a week now, so things have gotten better. Your membership still gets you access to 19 other sites.

The bonus sites, which include the likes of Fuck My Flab, Her Last Fuck and I Love You Mya, offer terrific quality too and cover a whole variety of niches. With its frequent updating and the large, high-quality network, I can see Ass Smoothie being worth your while.

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  • Comment by: Stevo

    Score: 50% Date: 08/06/2010

    No new updates as of late September 2009. The website reruns old updates as new updates. In addition, even when they were releasing actual new content, the majority of the girls said no to the ass smoothie idea.

  • Comment by: Darren

    Score: 100% Date: 01/02/2010

    Great site, got some decent bonus sites too. you wont find this anywhere else and it can be real sexy. when you download the video check the file size. if it looks a bit small she said no. still can be worth watching though, some of these babes are seriously hot.

  • Comment by: raja

    Score: 100% Date: 11/21/2009

    I want to this type movies with trealers

  • Comment by: Eric

    Score: 50% Date: 11/28/2008

    Interesting idea...until you discover that half the women refuse to participate in the touted action! The result is a lot of interviews with no action. What's the point of that?