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Patty Cake Online

Patty Cake is a great example of what cute nubile chicks look like, with her porcelain skin, blonde hair and open attitude in showing off tantalizing glimpses of her skin while keeping her sweet slit and hard nipples hidden. There is certainly enough to see in terms of content and the quality is pretty good. There are lots of these babes out there, though.

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A.K. Anderson

Review done by A.K. Anderson

Published Aug 03, 2004, updated on Aug 18, 2014

Pros and Cons

  • exclusive content
  • some good-quality videos
  • some high-res pics
  • no zipped photo sets
  • no search engine
  • no bonus sites

Her name is Patty and she is a cute all-American blonde babe who, of course, loves to show herself off on the Internet. (Are there any cute chicks out there who don't have their own site?) Hers is called Patty Cake Online, which I think is a great name because not only does it have her name in it, but it also alludes to the playful nature of the site with the term "patty cake."

Patty is a very sweet-looking gal with gorgeous 32D tits and a round ass that she teases us with. Not that it will come as a shock to anyone, since it says it right on the site, but PattyCakeOnline is an almost-nude tease site. This means that in each of her pics and videos, you will be able to see her almost nude, but not fully nude.

Currently, there are 418 photo sets. Tops come off and panties hit the floor, but her naughty bits remain hidden, whether it's her hand, her hair, a perfectly placed stripper pole, a pillow covering her nipples or her leg positioned perfectly so as to keep her sweet pussy from view.

There are two photo sections - the main gallery and the gallery of pics taken from her webcam shows. The main one consists of excellent high-res images, while the webcam pics are just vid caps. There aren't any Zip files to save all the pics at once, so saving your faves could get tedious.

You'll also get 233 videos. Like the pictures, the videos are also a tease. Watching her sing, smile, dance and play with food or whipped cream is all very nice, but just remember there are parts of that sexy body you will never see. The older vids are downloadable in an MPEG format while the newer ones can be saved as MP4s and the playback is mostly good. Many of the newer additions can also be streamed in Flash.

There is also a members' forum and an online store where you can purchase Patty's videos and WAM photos in a convenient Zip file. This smoking-hot siren also maintains a blog. In terms of updates, it looks like she alternates between posting a movie and new photo set and you'll get something new twice a week or so. If an almost-nude tease site sounds intriguing to you, then Patty Cake Online is one to check out.

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  • Macca650
    By Macca650 on Jun 02, 2016

    I wish I had read comments by KGPM75052 below, as my experience was exactly the same - joined site with credit card payment via CCBILL (standard stuff), then an extra verification email needed to be sent to webmaster (this step should have been detailed prior to joining), then membership cancelled by webmaster. To add further insult, it has been three days now and the $36.42(AUD) still has not been refunded back to me (although to be fair, this may be just a timing issue between CCBILL and my bank - fingers crossed). Still the money left my credit card account, they received the money, only to have the webmaster cancel my membership - i'm completely bewildered and fast becoming pissed off. I feel like this site deserves a score of zero, but the person responding to my complaints answered my emails promptly (one email said 'money was refunded (it hasn't), please do not sign up again (I hope this part was a joke) - how's that for customer service, so the site scores a generous 2 from me. To sum up, I've been bitten once, and i'm steering well clear of sexypattycake.com.

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      We have confirmed your membership was both cancelled and refunded.

  • KGPM75052
    By KGPM75052 on Jul 21, 2015

    Can't even get into the site, so a rating of 2 is the best I can do. I signed up with CCBill, and they wanted a verification e-mail sent from the e-mail address I used along with the username and password so I sent it to them. After all that they cancelled the membership for no apparent reason. They said they couldn't verify it. Oh Brother! What's the purpose of having a website if you won't even let people buy a membership?

  • Porn Guy E
    By Porn Guy E on Apr 12, 2013

    Don't waste your money. This site is pretty damn boring. It's 2013 and she still doesn't show anything. All the teasing was cute two years ago. Step up, show more or think about hanging it up

  • Fred
    By Fred on Aug 01, 2011

    No point complaining that she doesn't take dick. Says it right up front on her website. Only downside is their "exclusive content" videos use a purchase system that is beyond the subscription. So you have to pay for a subscription THEN pay AGAIN for any of the videos where she shows her pussy or asshole. Seems like about 90% of the content was shot over a short time and is being slowly released. Often a picset will be release 2-3 YEARS after the matching video and passed off as "brand new".

  • hunglong
    By hunglong on Apr 06, 2011

    she is very appealing and does some awesome expressions.. Cute voice too...IF she ever did an exclusive penetration scene I would definitely pay for that one scene!

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