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Patty Cake Online Video

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Her name is Patty and she is a cute all-American blonde babe who, of course, loves to show herself off on the Internet. (Are there any cute chicks out there who don't have their own site?) Hers is called Patty Cake Online, which I think is a great name because not only does it have her name in it, but it also alludes to the playful nature of the site with the term "patty cake."

Patty is a very sweet-looking gal with gorgeous 32D tits and a round ass that she teases us with. Not that it will come as a shock to anyone, since it says it right on the site, but PattyCakeOnline is an almost-nude tease site. This means that in each of her pics and videos, you will be able to see her almost nude, but not fully nude.

Currently, there are 418 photo sets. Tops come off and panties hit the floor, but her naughty bits remain hidden, whether it's her hand, her hair, a perfectly placed stripper pole, a pillow covering her nipples or her leg positioned perfectly so as to keep her sweet pussy from view.

There are two photo sections - the main gallery and the gallery of pics taken from her webcam shows. The main one consists of excellent high-res images, while the webcam pics are just vid caps. There aren't any Zip files to save all the pics at once, so saving your faves could get tedious.

You'll also get 233 videos. Like the pictures, the videos are also a tease. Watching her sing, smile, dance and play with food or whipped cream is all very nice, but just remember there are parts of that sexy body you will never see. The older vids are downloadable in an MPEG format while the newer ones can be saved as MP4s and the playback is mostly good. Many of the newer additions can also be streamed in Flash.

There is also a members' forum and an online store where you can purchase Patty's videos and WAM photos in a convenient Zip file. This smoking-hot siren also maintains a blog. In terms of updates, it looks like she alternates between posting a movie and new photo set and you'll get something new twice a week or so. If an almost-nude tease site sounds intriguing to you, then Patty Cake Online is one to check out.

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User Rating: 66/100 (total: 10 comments)
  • Comment by: Porn Guy E - Score: 25/100 - Date: 4/12/2013
    Don't waste your money. This site is pretty damn boring. It's 2013 and she still doesn't show anything. All the teasing was cute two years ago. Step up, show more or think about hanging it up
  • Comment by: Fred - Score: 90/100 - Date: 8/1/2011
    No point complaining that she doesn't take dick. Says it right up front on her website. Only downside is their "exclusive content" videos use a purchase system that is beyond the subscription. So you have to pay for a subscription THEN pay AGAIN for any of the videos where she shows her pussy or asshole. Seems like about 90% of the content was shot over a short time and is being slowly released. Often a picset will be release 2-3 YEARS after the matching video and passed off as "brand new".
  • Comment by: hunglong - Score: 80/100 - Date: 4/6/2011
    she is very appealing and does some awesome expressions.. Cute voice too...IF she ever did an exclusive penetration scene I would definitely pay for that one scene!
  • Comment by: Mo - Score: 5/100 - Date: 11/2/2010
    Have to agree with some of the other low scores. Maybe I don't get the "premise" but the fact that I have to wait to download 5 or 8 clips at 2 minutes each to get a little tease is a big turn-off. Heavily edited videos, where you can't hear her at all(you hear nothing but the blaring music) are also not appealing.
    She is very appealing though. She has a sexy, sexy body and knows the art of tease extremely well. I just wish the content matched the girl!
    Don't waste your money!!!!!
  • Comment by: Aeropilot - Score: 85/100 - Date: 11/10/2009
    A s lightly lower score as of late as she has been "phoning it in"a tad bit IMHO. \nNeed to correct "Samuel" to the tune that Pattycake has NOTHING to due with that Phil-Flash shitbag. \nShe's NOT one of his girls so the brother was obviously confused when he made that comment. Sorry to be harsh, but hey, there it is.
  • Comment by: Samuel - Score: 89/100 - Date: 10/15/2009
    She is most definately hot. I think she likes to hide the areas guys most like about her way to much. She would be great if she chose to go into something more professional. I will be honest...i think the people over Phil-Flash hold her back to much. Showing skin is no sin.
    I would love to see her in a Playboy Centerfold carressing Megan Qt. These two young ladys definately have the looks to make it that far.There is no shame with showing your boobs and butt nude. Of course, she would have to worry about fans that overdo things...however i will be honest usually the fans that take it to far are usually obsessed and cannot even make enough to take a train home. Nothing is ever perfect about becoming a model..though i am sure many models would have us believe otherwise. However, i got to be honest...Pattycake and Megan Qt have great potential to be Playboy and both look ever so yummy!I will be honest Pattycake and Megan Qt can always be my partygirls.
  • Comment by: Marklark - Score: 90/100 - Date: 4/16/2009
    very cute blonde with unique teasing vids. I do pay for membership every couple of months since that is what keeps the site going and updating. "free" means stolen and I'm not a thief, thanks.
  • Comment by: mike - Score: 5/100 - Date: 2/25/2009
    Meh..I don't pay for her site, you can get *anything* free if you look for it. I checked out that video in her shop "in training"

    It's a joke. It's been edited so much, it seems like 5 minutes have been chopped out. And there is obviously no insertion going on. And you don't see anything. Nothing it,s just a ton of false hype. Don't buy it. I don't like it and I didn't even pay for it. What a joke.
  • Comment by: Aeropilot - Score: 95/100 - Date: 9/4/2008
    Don't know what Barnacules is talking about ... been e member on her site and Forum for many years now and can't remember anyone being banned or picked on. That said, there are definite rules that can't be broken (like talking about other models), so maybe that's what happened, I dunno. PAtty now flashed pussy regularly and it's still an erotic wonderland if you're into that kind of tease. Still OK by me, a member of six continuous years now ... wow!
  • Comment by: LordDaggerz - Score: 100/100 - Date: 8/28/2008
    Sure, she may be a tease, that's the whole performance. But she has a 'Bubble Butt' any man would fall to their knees and worship!
Price:
$24.95/30 days
$54.95/90 days
Cross Sales: No
Content
Pic sets: 418+ Pics per set: 81 Zip sets: No
Pic Res: 1024x768 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 233+ HD Porn: No Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 10 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: MPEG (352x240; 1110k)
MP4 (640x352; 1904k)
Flash (streaming)
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Independent Biller(s): CCBill
Customer Service: support@pattycakeonline.com


Pros & Cons
pros -exclusive content
-some good-quality videos
-some high-res pics
cons -no zipped photo sets
-no search engine
-no bonus sites
Main Category: Individual Models Porn
Updated on: 8/18/2014 08/18/2014- From 79 to 61: Other score reduced. -April
07/10/2011- From 81 to 79: Scores adjusted to reflect current criteria. -April
04/16/2009- Stays at 81. -Peacock
- Initial review: 8/3/2004
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