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The ultimate in voyeur action for many of us is watching while a horny chick gets off. The babes on 1000 Orgasms do this with abandon. In fact, they have no qualms about a prying camera eye. With only their fingers and a one-position-fits-all machine, these babes earn a buck or two just having a ball. Unfortunately, it has been over a year since anything was added to this site, but I’ll tell you later why joining isn't a total bust.

There are 40 models who have indulged themselves with the "Orgasmatron" sex machine and some of them have done so multiple times. You can download 39 videos and they give you average-quality playback. Obviously, calling this site 1000Orgasms entails a certain amount of irony. Unless, maybe they're counting some of the orgasmic releases some of the folks poking through the content have had.

It is a great pleasure watching these gals play with the Sybian and swallow its dildo with a variety of responses. Take a look at Vanessa with her butterfly wings tattooed on either side of her pussy lips. Kelly Hilton isn't a hotel heiress, but she's blonde and willing to do naughty things on camera to advance her fame. Best of all, I recommend Veronica whose horse-powered sex ride starts with her asking, "Is that all you've got for me?" Then she spends the rest of her session on it deliriously begging, "More, more!"

There are 40 photo galleries, so one chick has pics, but no vids. The photos are medium-res images, but you can watch them in an automatic slideshow or download them in Zip files. You'll see a few softcore poses before the machine sexing begins. The chicks are gorgeous, happy, curious, mischievous minxes and they know how to work it.

There are 68 full-access bonus sites, including Rectal Rooter, College Fuck fest, Euro Fuck Trip, Strip Clubs ExposedMilk My Cock, Mommy Loves Cock and Yank My Crank. It's the bonus content that makes this deal worth a long-term investment, because on its own 1000 Orgasms isn't worth visiting for long.

Number of Reviews: 185
Average Score: 65.1

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User Rating: 68/100 (total: 2 comments)
  • Comment by: George - Score: 40/100 - Date: 2/6/2009
    This is the worst site I have ever been to. The people running it act like kindergarten kids three quarters of the girls do not orgasm.It don't say much for the person at the controls.
  • Comment by: furrukh - Score: 95/100 - Date: 10/28/2008
    I liked it but the close ups should be more clear
$1.00/3 days, rebills at $39.97
$29.97/30 days
$59.97/90 days
Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked
Pic sets: 40+ Pics per set: 65 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: N/A High Res: No
Number of movies: 39+ HD Porn: No Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 20 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
Video Formats: Windows (320x240; 632k)
MPEG (352x240; 821k)
Flash (460x345; N/A; streaming)
Preview members area
Independent Biller(s): N/A
Customer Service: N/A

Pros & Cons
pros -exclusive content
-zipped photo sets
-bonus sites
cons -discontinued updates
-only average-quality videos
-some advertising links
Updated on: 3/6/2010 03/06/2010- From 72 to N/A: No updates forthcoming; scores voided. -Tuesday
11/23/2009- From 73 to 72: Amount score adjusted to current standards. -Will
01/08/2009- From 74 to 73: No updating at all. -Peacock
- Initial review: 2/16/2007
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