Dudes In Uniform covers not just men in army fatigues or dressed as policemen, but also a construction worker and a cowboy or two. Although, most scenes adhere to the theme, a few really stretch it a bit. One write-up explains that a couple of normally dressed fellows were forced into civilian life when the military found out that they were gay. I've tried that line a time or two down at my local watering hole, but no one believes I was ever a soldier no matter how easily I stand at attention and enjoy taking orders.

DudesInUniform has six regular-res galleries and 26 sets of lousy vid caps. The screen grabs are rather bad. Although, judging from the turn of the century haircuts (circa 1990 or earlier), these are at times almost vintage vids, so it shouldn't be a surprise if there overlit and blurry.

Some models are hot, like one who resembles the plumber off Desperate Housewives, while others are average, stocky bear types. The easiest way to know, which episodes have still pics instead of screen caps is to look for the individual models ones. The thumbnails will show you just one stud, where is the hardcore stuff generally shows that their are more than one guy in the scenes.

The 26 downloadable vids come in sets of low-quality clips. With blurred focus and jolty movements, I have to say that some of the close-ups of penetration weren't as pleasing as I might have expected. The camera already adds pounds. These actor's bodies are beefy at best, not muscularly defined in some cases.

Moreover, they tend to be a tad pale and furry, not tanned and smooth. Added to this, the strange bumpy outlines of figures on the downloaded files made them look like jiggling cottage cheese. Thankfully, the mediocre, but still better streaming versions transformed them from frightful to slightly delightful, even if they weren't the hottest dudes ever.

The quality of the downloadable videos makes them not worth watching. The same can be said of all the downloadable clips available across the 34 network bonuses such as DILF Lovers, Do Me Bareback, Horny Papi, Gay Snowballs, Internally Gay to name a few are included with your membership. I'll be frank, I found the models and sex depicted on the other sites hotter to begin with than what we see here. Perhaps I was more disappointed when I couldn't save them to my hard drive in a decent format. The main site guys did fare slightly better when I streamed them since the applied crispness slimmed down their white marshmallow-looking thighs.

There are over 90 video feeds, but none appear to be uniform specific. Live links and games round out the extras. Overall, the membership isn't expensive, but the quality of the main site and the bonuses is just not acceptable. Moreover, with only two updates in the last four months, updates appear to have slowed down or stopped. Dudes In Uniform seems slightly lackluster, unless you don't mind streaming content and appreciate the other differently themed bonuses.