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By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1414
Average Score: 64

Trike Patrol is dedicated to trolling the streets of the Philippines for some three-wheeling love. Unlike the myriad of other reality sites using some form of vehicular transportation to film fornication, the sex here doesn't actually occur in the three-wheelers. Some of the scenes don't feature the trusty ol' trike, but they will still give you a horny dude making it with a foxy Filipina.

The chicks they find are genuine amateurs, not pornstars playing the amateur role. Having been to Manila, I can tell you that the women are truly beautiful. As a foreigner, you are often approached by them in bars and nightclubs. On the streets, men often try to sell you sexual enhancement drugs.

Some hotels have a strict policy about bringing unregistered guests to your room, which might explain why the footage wasn't always impressive in quality. Things seem to have improved more over time, though, and you can now often expect high-def playback. There are 324 videos in total.

Here's a tip, though: The best download option isn't through the default download link below the streaming player. Instead, you should start streaming it in HD and then use the download option, because it'll match the stream. Just note that although it looks like each scene can go as high as Full HD quality, we couldn't find any that were actually that impressive.

I appreciate them filming with quality equipment and it certainly doesn't take away from the amateur feel. The scenes definitely keep it real. They ride around a red-light district somewhere in the Philippines, pick up a perky chick and take her back to a hotel room where she sucks cock before one of the dudes fucks her. Well, that's not entirely true - not all the babes get into hardcore action, but most do. Best of all, they clearly love showing off their fuckable bodies and sexual talents.

I didn't carefully check each and every image set, but I think you'll find about 280 photo galleries. Most of the newer vids come with pics, some offer a mix of screenshots and actual photos, and the rest have vid caps. They show up in a pop-up Flash display that allows you to click "next/previous" to move through them. Unfortunately, unless you download a picture, they all look kind of small. After saving a few samples, I did find some high-res ones.

You can expect a new scene every week and you can always check out the bonus sites that are now available by accessing a link at the top of the page. They include Lana Lee's World, Pleasure Me Asia and Thairotica. Overall, I feel as if this site has continued to improve and the bonuses add value to the standard-priced membership. Trike Patrol has cute Filipinas in raunchy action.


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  • Comment by: Youfuckingpiecesoffuckingshit

    Score: 23% Date: 06/24/2015

    Fucking bullshit. Why are the site reviews always, always, always a higher rating than that of the comments. Either Rabbits get a kickback form the sites or they are fucking morons when it comes to any kind of taste in good porn.
    Reply from RabbitsReviews (Date:06/25/2015): The reason why User Scores are typically lower (sometimes substantially so) than our RabbitScore is we score on a defined criteria (which can be found on our criteria page), whereas readers score sites based on their own individual criteria and that can vary wildly from person to person and site to site. Some readers will score a site a 9/100 simply for not offering downloads (as you had done on another review). Our reviews and scoring are focused on the member experience and not our subjective taste on what is good in porn. You are the only person who knows what is good porn for you, so our job is simply to inform you with as much quality information as we can to educate your purchase.

  • Comment by: mstrgns

    Score: 25% Date: 06/19/2015

    While many of the girls are beautiful, and hardcore action is often good, unlike the previous two times I joined they now do not facilitate or allow downloads and the playback on site is often slow and blurry. I feel the site has now become degraded to the point of useless.

  • Comment by: Anonymous

    Score: 5% Date: 05/21/2015

    the videos i have seen are exactly as advertise, amateur asian content. however i can't figure out how to download a single video even though all the reviews for the site (INCLUDING THIS ONE) says you can download. if i can't download then what is the point? I feel like i had $30 stolen from me.
    Reply from RabbitsReviews (Date:05/22/2015): Hello. It has been some time since our last review of the site, so we're confirming the information.

  • Comment by: Mikerules

    Score: 90% Date: 08/22/2014

    I cannot find the link to register.. dude help me out...
    Reply from RabbitsReviews (Date:08/25/2014): Hi, Mikerules. I sent you an email.

  • Comment by: steve duke

    Score: N/A Date: 07/29/2014

    Tried to join site, but always says membership not available. Terrible!
    Reply from RabbitsReviews (Date:07/30/2014): Hi, Steve. I sent you an email.

  • Comment by: Monty Lemonga

    Score: 25% Date: 12/22/2013

    Older scenes are the best (once you get past the guys nasally voices) whereas newer scenes have different guys and they have no energy in their scenes. No hard fucking anymore. The most annoying thing now is the downloads. You can now only download the entire scene, before it could be broken up so you didn't have to take up valuable hard drive space with boring bits. The only format option now is useless MP4, bring back the WMV option. I know its a bitch to encode but it's more member friendly for playback.

  • Comment by: max

    Score: 1% Date: 11/27/2013

    This site dont download the videos and pause too....!!

  • Comment by: andrew tyson

    Score: 7% Date: 12/26/2012

    when will they fix the download speed, love to try it again but got burnt last time

  • Comment by: Chill

    Score: 70% Date: 10/08/2012

    Pro: girls are truly amateur.
    Cons: girls are not as hot as they used to be.

    I know the girls are truly amateur. I met one of the girls in the PI before Trike Patrol existed. The quality of the girls have gone down since Jimmy and Bruce left. Jimmy really made the site worth going to. He was super funny and had a way with the women.

  • Comment by: onlyme

    Score: 40% Date: 01/03/2012

    pro; some nice looking girls, real phillipnos girls from bars.
    con; so slow downloads.such large scenes eg.600/700/900 MB and half of it is rubbish showing journey in taxi back to room for example.
    not all scenes hard.
    overall. i would'nt bother

  • Comment by: andrew tyson

    Score: 50% Date: 10/03/2011

    Loved the girls and would be great if you could download, the speed is a disgrace hence site is waste of money

  • Comment by: sh

    Score: 1% Date: 06/20/2011

    I just signed up. The latest vids seem ok, but the downloads are so damn slow. And they use lightbox technology for picture-viewing which is really really slow - they should have just used the normal html viewing. For a site that's so slow, the lightbox tech becomes even slower.Too much technology for too slow a site.Dumbasses.

    And instead of full size pics like i've seen on other sites advertising trikepatrol, we get low-res small pics and screencaptures of videos. The guys running it should be hunted down and sodomised with a bedpost!

  • Comment by: sexy

    Score: 75% Date: 12/29/2010

    Very slow downloads, filed a support ticket, lets see waht they say

  • Comment by: Frank

    Score: 85% Date: 06/19/2010

    Umm, i think they're amateur in the sense that they're not "hollywood amerian-asian porn stars" trying to be passed off as real Asian girls, no?

    Sure, if you're an experienced PI whore-monger, they may not seem "amateur" to you, but you're in the minority;)

  • Comment by: Armando

    Score: 75% Date: 07/07/2009

    Not sure where you got the 'amateur' idea from when their blog clearly states that a lot of these girls, if not all, are bargirls, and the pick up scenes are simulated.