Since we live in a celebrity culture, it isn't surprising that our curiosity about stars extends beyond "National Enquirer" or "Entertainment Tonight." After all, fantasy is part of the Hollywood machine, so extending that fantasy into sexual innuendo seems rather normal. Sites like Celebrities On Net at least provide some whacking-off material to help make our dreams come true.
It's unlikely that we'd find anything especially pornographic on CelebritiesOnNet aside from infamous sex tapes. However, nudity and love scenes are just the stimulation needed to bring a person's dreams a little closer to life. You'll find Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian in sex tapes and nude photos and there are scenes from movies starring Nathalie Portman, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie.
There's celeb news on the homepage and thumbnails of the most popular stars. You can search for a specific actress alphabetically and it seems that each celeb has a profile page where you can access their videos and photos. You can also find out their real names, height, nationality, birthdate and claim to fame. You can leave comments and there's a trivia box.
If you want to do some in-depth research, there is also an advanced search. You can choose the type of content (nude, movie screenshot, paparazzo, etc) and even search by day of birth, day of death and occupation. Navigating the site isn't too difficult, but the design really does leave a lot to be desired. I thought it could be a lot cleaner.
While the number of celebrities (there's 3,036 of them) seems a bit overwhelming, it's nothing compared to how many vids you get. There are around 5,000 clips that mostly come from movies and the paparazzi, but 29 sex tapes are included as well. Some people have had problems getting this section to work, but everything seemed to be fine on this visit.
Other than Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, there aren't really any huge names in the sex-tape scandal area, although some may know the rapper Eve, or Jenna Lewis from the reality show "Survivor." I found that the Windows Media files were often average or good in quality, albeit short. Some MPEGs are also available.
There are approximately 9,500 sets of photos as well. Glamour, nude, lesbian, bikini, topless and sexy are some of the types you'll find. Their sizes vary depending on the category, but it seems that the bikini and glamour shots are the clearest and some are high-res.
Nothing is dated, so I can't tell give you a concrete update schedule, but they do advertise regular updates and it appears that the site adds photos most frequently. I want to say there's been at least one celeb clip posted in the last month, but I really can't be sure. Bonuses include non-celebrity sex flicks.
This site could benefit from a few nips and tucks that would improve its score, but it still seems like a good choice despite its less-than-stellar ranking. From Alanis Morissette to Zsa Zsa Gabor, fans of celebrity sexiness will love the huge archive of new and classic stars on Celebrities On Net.
|The Best Porn||Review||1/15/2007||76.6/100|
|Average Score: 76.6|
$19.95/30 days (Reg. $
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 9500||Pics per set: 10||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: 1024x768||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 5000+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 1 mins||Full length videos: No||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
Windows (320x240; 1550k)
MPEG (320x240; 800k)
|Independent Biller(s):||CGBilling, SegPay|
Pros & Cons
-some good-quality videos
-some high-res photos
-can post comments
-unclear update schedule
-no zipped photo sets