Crotch Buffet has some cheesy pics in its promotional banners. They show men holding various fruits and vegetables in front of their privates. The fresh produce is mostly of the phallic variety. Its tagline says something about offering all the studs you can eat.
Despite appearing to have an overall theme, there really isn't one inside. Instead, CrotchBuffet is a mishmash of orgies, solo sets and bareback scenes. The only possible link between the scenes is that the guys are a bit athletic. They're also not particularly fresh-faced, especially when compared to the ones on some of the other sites from the network.
There are currently 61 videos to stream in an embedded player and download in a couple of MP4 files. There's one that offers good-quality playback and another that works quite well with mobile devices.
As mentioned previously, there's group sex and one-on-one encounters between men. You will even see some bare backing. There are also several hung fellows jerking off by their lonesome for the camera.
There are six photo galleries as well and the images look pretty good despite not being all that large. You can save your favorites shots individually or go ahead and grab entire galleries in Zip files.
The pics show one muscular stud in a variety of sexy poses. In one of them, the buff nude dude sticks an English cucumber up his butt. That's before holding it in such a way as to make us believe it is a giant cock between his legs. He also does layouts with a banana, an apple, eggs and a frying pan. It's humorous, but he's somewhat hot and it actually fits with the site's theme.
You also get access to 16 bonus sites from the Gay Star Network. They include He's So Big, Bisex 101, Handy Studs and Bareback 101. They mostly focus on fresh-faced, smooth-skinned, slim guys. They look innocent, but act like hormone-driven horndogs.
Crotch Buffet is a decent site, but it isn't updating anymore, so you might only want to give it a quick look. Then again, if the extras interest you, you might just hang around for a while.
|The Best Porn||Review||11/1/2006||75.5/100|
|Average Score: 74.3|
$19.95/30 days (Reg. $
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 6||Pics per set: 45||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 800x600||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 61+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 30 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
MP4 (640x480; 1500k)
MP4 (640x480; 1500k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-mostly exclusive content
-no high-res pics
-only mp4 downloads
01/06/2011- Stays at 75. -A.K.
07/18/2010- Stays at 75. -A.K.
12/01/2009- From 79 to 75: No updating, content amount criteria adjustment. -A.K.
01/30/2009- From 81 to 79: Updates have slowed down. -Groundhog
04/18/2008- From 80 to 81: Updates have slowed down, added bonus sites raised other score. -Groundhog - Initial review: 9/21/2006