Kelly E makes me think of a poor man's Pam Anderson. She got the same chemically distressed yellowed platinum locks and the very huge implants to boot. She seems actually to have a longer body and appears slimmer than Pammy, as if someone pulled at the ends of the more famous bombshell to create a less pocket-sized edition. However, given her slender body perhaps, the bolted on breasts appear as if she has two giant grapefruit halves cupped to her ribcage. They look even less real than Pam's titties do. I would say that any resemblance was merely a figment of my imagination since their faces don't look that much the same, except Kelly coats on just as much make up as the Anderson does, with lip liner as thick as eyeliner and enough foundation to line an inground Olympic-sized pool twice.

Nevertheless, a certain trashiness is appealing to me and obviously, to many other people so what's unfortunate is not her physical presentation but how her galleries are presented. Her 23 sets of pictures look professionally shot but are only slightly bigger than regular-resolution frames. KellyE has a decent blend of soft-core posing, toy play and hardcore but the sister sites from her network normally invest in high-resolution galleries, so hers are a disappointment.

She has a dozen videos that mostly download in good quality Windows Media format (400x300, 896kbps). However, most of them last under 8 minutes in length. Two of them contain hardcore, one of those clips is non-exclusive and much lower quality. Otherwise, it's scenes of Kelly E self-pleasuring with dildos and fingers as well as some nice outdoor nudity scenes.

Extra content includes 126 hardcore video feeds, 25 picture feeds and most importantly, access to 20 bonus sites with other large chested bottle blondes as well as other shades of amateur porn stars. I gave up after looking through the consolidated list of updates for all 21 network sites when I reached last July 2005 without seeing any KellyE content added. As Pammy-girl's career still struggles on between PETA protests, her poor porn imitator seems to be saving her own beaver from being pelted.