Normally I would open with something witty and then move into the review, however Lactating Wives has got me so frustrated I don't want to waste your time or mine with the witty part. I actually don't want to waste your time with the review either, but that part isn't optional.
LactatingWives seems pretty self-explanatory, and you can imagine that people who join the site have a pretty good idea of what they want. This is all true, except, in this case, what they want and what they get aren't necessarily the same thing.
Women squeezing milk from their tits. That's what we want and as I entered the gallery section that is actually what I got. The chicks were all amateurs and the photo sets had a very made-at-home quality to them, but at least they had lactating tits. There were over 60 sets available and they consisted of hardcore fuck scenes, breast pumping and hand milking episodes. Like I said, the quality wasn't high definition or anything, but there were loads of amateur lactating chicks and tits.
This was a nice start, but for the 25 dollar a month membership fee I was looking forward to the video section. I'm sure you can see where this is going, but I'll go ahead and say it anyways. The video section sucks! The video section is actually a collection of feed sites, and here is the kicker: none of them feature lactating content. No that is not a typo; there are anal sites, chubby sites, ebony feeds and Milf sites, but no lactating ones. Well actually there is one lactating link, but get this, it is a pay-per-view site, meaning that except for a few short clips and a movie of the day you will have to pay extra to see these videos. So, of the 90 video feeds, the one that actually has content you joined the site for makes you pay extra.
Besides that there are 23 picture sites available, erotic stories, some games and links to chat rooms, cartoons and other miscellaneous items. In my humble opinion however, none of that really matters much. You join a site called Lactating Wives for one main reason and if they can't provide enough of that content then it certainly isn't worth 25 bucks.
