At first I thought that with the disappointing sales numbers for the WII U, Nintendo had developed a new gaming system and made this one for all the adults to play with. But, alas, that is not what Joymii is. However, while it isn't a gaming system, it is definitely for adults.
Joymii uses the word "erotic" to describe its content, but I know some of us hear that term and think softcore, so I just wanted to let you know right up front that that isn't the case here. This is a hardcore site! From solo fingering and toy play to lesbian licking to threesomes to creampies, these XXX scenes cover the standard porn spectrum and they do it with beauty and class. Which is where I think they are coming from with the term "erotica."
I think they are using it to mean higher-end porn with gorgeous girls, nice lighting, pretty settings and good camerawork. They even start many of their scenes with some instrumental music (and we all know that is classy) before fading it out so we can enjoy the sounds of the babe's pleasure and pleasuring.
The site looks great and navigation is not an issue in the least. You can get right to all the content from the homepage or head into the video and photo sections and browse that way. You can also search the content via the "models" section, which gives you basic stats and filters.
There are currently 250 videos and 250 photo sets and they look to be adding a new movie 1-3 times a week. The photos are high-res and you can download the sets in Zip files. As for the movies they can all be streamed right on the site and you can also go ahead and download them in multiple formats, two of which are offering HD files. You can also rate the scenes and save them to your favorites.
There aren’t any bonuses, but there is enough main content to keep you busy for a nice while. Add to that the quality and the rate of growth and a Joymii membership should bring you some joy!
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 250+||Pics per set: 70||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 3000x2000||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 250+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 8 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
Windows (1280x720; 3584k)
MP4 (480x272; 767k)
MOV (1280x720; 3437k)
Flash (840x480; 1700k; streaming)
Pros & Cons
-can save favorites
-no bonus sites
-streams must load before skipping
-can't leave comments