Normally, the reason to get a chick drunk is to remove her inhibitions and following that, her clothes. However, any babe that decides to go in front of the camera on a porn site has already, one would assume, decided that the clothes are coming off. Therefore, why get her drunk, you might ask. All you have to do is check out They Drunk and you'll understand why.
There is something fun about watching a gal get drunk and do stuff, as is the case for these chicks, she would probably do anyway but does so now with less coordination. Just in case you think they're faking it, let me tell you they aren't. These gals and guys are drunk or if they aren't then they're the best actors I've ever seen. Either way TheyDrunk looks very real and believable. The site is based out of Russia, so if you speak Russian it might be even cooler to understand what they're saying, but it isn't necessary to enjoy the content.
You'll find 261 downloadable movies. There is a nice mix of hardcore blowjob and fucking scenes, plenty of solo material and some lesbo too. The scenes usually start at a point where the participants have already been drinking for a while, but the ones I saw did spend a good amount of time on the drunkenness before any nudity or sex. The movies come in an excellent-quality Windows Media format, but only in parts. There is no full-length or streaming option.
The photo sets are divided rather evenly among three categories, softcore, hardcore and lesbian. There are 23 sets of pictures, which is the same amount as our last visit here. The images are high-res, but no Zip files are available. They had been updating slowly last time we were here, but today I see that they haven't updated at all in a long while. You do get access to 11 other hardcore and fetish sites, including Virgin Paradise, Illustrated XXX Stories and On Moms.
They Drunk offers quality hardcore and softcore and those of your who like watching sloshed amateur babes getting laid should take a peek here. Although, be aware that the membership fee is a little higher than I would have liked to see.
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| Site | Date | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Porn Inspector | Review | 10/23/2005 | 3.8/5 |
| The Best Porn | Review | 4/29/2005 | 67.5/100 |
| Average Score: 71.8 | |||
| Limited Trial $1.00/1 day, rebills at $34.95 |
| $34.95/30 days |
| Cross Sales: No |
| Pic sets: 23 (Pics per set: 100) - Zip sets: No - High Res: Yes | |
| Number of movies: 261+ (average length: 15 mins) - HD Porn: No | |
| Full length videos: No - DRM protection: No - Streaming: Yes | |
| Download Limits: No - Condoms: Some | |
| Video Formats: |
Windows (1280x720; 4064k) |
| Preview TheyDrunk.com members area | |
| Independent Biller(s): | Epoch, Seg Pay |
| Customer Service: | support@theydrunk.com |
Pros & Cons
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-excellent-quality videos -high-res pictures -bonus sites |
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-discontinued updates -above average membership fee -no English subtitles |
08/22/2011- From 83 to 81: Stopped updating. -A.K. 02/22/2010- Stays at 83. -A.K.
08/14/2009- Stays at 83. -Morris
08/28/2008- From 84 to 83: Price a little high. -Peacock
12/01/2007- Stays at 84: Content quality increased substantially, but update schedule slowed down. - Lynx
| Content Quality | 10/15 |
| Usability | 8/10 |
| Updates | 0/10 |
| Content Amount | 7/15 |
| Value | 7/10 |
| Unique Content | 15/15 |
| Video Downloads | 5/5 |
| Video Streaming | 5/5 |
| Features | 3/5 |
| Other Score | 10/10 |
| User Score: 47/100 | ||
| 11 votes | 11 comments | |
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By current U.S. standards, this site is a joke, but maybe it's not bad for a Russian porn site. I subscribed for a full month, and there's content that I liked. The girls really are drunk, and I especially liked the lesbian section. That said, there's no reason to subscribe for more than a month. Some of the movies are broken down into pathetically small clips (like 5 MB... come on!). There's also not that much content available, although there are bonus sites. Overall, it's a poor imitation of a real porn site.
unfortunately, theydrunk has lately gone down a lot in my estimation, as they have taken to recycling previous uploads and making them look like new content. definitely a disappointment if you are a recurring customer (i certainly never will again). pity, as it used to be a landmark in the drunk fetish niche. john
gooooood stuff
PROS - the girls are real drunk - categories "hardcore" (of course you now what is in there), "lesbian" (here too), and "softcore" (means watch solo girls drinking and get really horny) - a real bunch of bonus sites - just very much material to download CONS - the stopped updating all the sites... (main problem!) - in "softcore" the girls are talking very much what can be funny or erotic, but I don't understand russian... - no whole scene downloads, the vids are splited in 3-15 parts GENERALLY - I think it is more a real drinking fetish site than a party porn site. - The girls are not to ugly to watch but mor the "girl-next-door type". - The download speed is about average. If you want to download 2 video sets at once (~20 vids) the server is diconnecting you. So you can only download 1 set ( or approx. 10 vids) at once. - There are also pissing, smoking, pukeing, fisting,... contents in this site - Nice bonus sites but only half or less of them are worth watching (some with only 3 sets of pictures and nothing else in a low quality) WHY I GAVE 75 POINTS The content of the site is nearly perfect and the qualitys of the material AND the videos are rising with the time from the start of the page. I'm VERY sorry to say that there were no updates the last 3 months or so. So I had to quit my membership. If there were updates at least twice a month I would have given 92 points!
I've seen better sites and drunker chicks.
you have to download each movie in 6 differnet parts. you cannot download the whole scene. This site sucks don t waste your money
this site borders o fraud - trial membership does not have access to all video or bonus sites
Don t get the TRIAL membership they only let you view the FIRST video in a series, in order to view the others you have to PAY or UPGRADE for the whole membership. This site sucks.. is where it s at!
this site is excellent and several of the videos are worth the admission money alone. if you like porn with boring glamour girls and inflated breasts going through the motions this site is not for you. if you like attractive girl next door types choosing to get pissed and have sex this site is brilliant. its real world. you cant ask for more. cheers!
The chicks are definitely drunk, however the content is horrible and like Tonka said above, the lack of actual sexual content is frustrating.