1 800 Dial A Dick

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A.K. Anderson

By: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1426
Average Score: 64

I thought it was a weird idea for a site to just have videos of women calling up the likes of Richard Gere, Richard Branson and Richard Simmons. As it turns out, that isn't at all what 1 800 Dial A Dick is about.

Each scripted scene here involves some hottie in need of cock. Maybe her vibrator broke or her man is leaving her or she just has a craving for her first taste of black dong. Whatever the reason, these chicks call up 1800DialADick and in no time cock (or cocks) is knocking on their door (with a guy attached to it).

I will say that the acting is pretty bad, but the babes are hot pornstars and the action is complete with hardcore sucking and fucking and facials and some babes take it right up the ass as well.

Site design is all good and navigation isn't an issue either, for the most part. However, the photo and video sections don't have pagination, which means you can only navigate them one page at a time in order backward and forward. This will really get annoying when the site gets bigger.

Speaking of the site getting bigger... as it stands now, there are only 25 videos and 21 sets of pictures. The problem is that nothing is dated, so I can’t tell you how often, or even if, they are updating.

What I can tell you is that the photos are high-res and each video can be downloaded in a good-quality, full-length MP4. There is no streaming option or any clips. There also aren't any features like an advanced search, content tags, sorting or the ability to favorite scenes you really like.

What you can do, though, is check out the bonus sites. There are nine of them in total and they include the likes of Slant Eye For The White Guy and Addicted To Big Tits, just to name a couple.

If 1 800 Dial A Dick gets bigger then I could see recommending it. However, as it stands now it is just too small to really be worth your time and money. The bonuses really add value though.

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