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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1476
Average Score: 64

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I generally don't come across much that seems new in the world of porn. I will say that sometimes I see a style of smut that traditionally has featured women, but that seems unique when it's made with men instead. That's how I feel about The Hard Order, a site that describes itself as "The online home of the world's strongest financial dominators."

That description might not be particularly self-explanatory to some of you, so I'll break it down. You join a site like TheHardOrder because you enjoy paying for the privilege of being told what a worthless and desperate individual you are by those with beautiful faces and physiques. Although I've seen Dominatrixes do it before, I enjoy the experience much more with the five Masters here.

The 124 videos show one of the dominant males all on his lonesome talking directly to the camera. I think that newer ones are mostly good in quality, but some of them even offer great-quality playback. The oldest scenes can only deliver average-looking footage, though. Regardless of how they look, you will really feel like you're right in the room taking his abuse.

The dudes belittle you as a desperate loser and make fun of you for wanting them so badly. They'll do things to dildos pretending that the CBT is what they'd do for you. At least one guy pisses in a glass and says how much he knows you would drink up every last drop. Another stud covers his feet with hand cream and talks about how he'd have you cum on his toes and soles to fulfill his kinky foot fetish.

They tease you, so although you'll see them in nothing but their underwear, you never see their cocks. I mean you'll see the bulge in their boxer briefs or tightie whities and that will drive you nuts. After all, each of these macho commanding men is sexy in his own way. You've got a muscled blue-collar type, a slim, smooth-skinned jock, a more defined bodybuilder, a hairy slender hunk and a beefy hirsute guy.

Updates are up to twice a week, so you don't go long without more dominating fun. You're welcome to contact a Master and beg for him to do a scene based on your fantasies. You can also check out a wish list for each gent and you can try to buy gifts to win some favor.

The real financial dominance perhaps comes into play when it comes to the high-end monthly fee they're charging though. I love being called a wanker in a sexy British accent, so maybe $50 a month is what a sad sack like me should pay for the pleasure of The Hard Order.

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