Rate These Guys

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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1477
Average Score: 64

Blimey, I don't know what I've done to get so lucky these last couple of weeks! I love British blokes and I've been fortunate enough to review several sites from the U.K. In the case of Rate These Guys, the name doesn't make it obvious, but you'll see straight Brits boys competing for your votes.

Now you may be thinking that the concept doesn't sound particularly unique. There are a ton of non-porn sites with a similar premise and one was so successful that they even made it into a televised competition. However, RateTheseGuys doesn't just require self-shot footage from these amateur hunks. No, they're given challenges that they need to complete on film.

Examples include sticking objects, like a pen, up their virgin asses. You'll also see them exposing themselves somewhere public. Sometimes you'll see them take a piss or hear them fart (sometimes while on the toilet), so that's quite kinky. My favorite is when they have to call up a straight buddy and masturbate while talking to him on the phone. They need to get rather creative with the explanations for why they're breathing so hard.

There are 37 studs who've competed so far and they've made 405 videos. Even if these are homemade vids, you can expect mostly good-quality playback along with some that are great in quality. Most of the time they come in full-length files, but some longer ones are posted in a couple of clips. When streamed, they need to preload before you can jump ahead.

It turns out that there aren't any photos, though. They record the striptease (or two in some cases) and show us everything they've got. Many times they also make a video of themselves showing off their assholes. You also get to see them wank, which is what the Brits call masturbation.

I love the mix of twinks, jocks and guys with more everyday builds. It doesn't hurt that these dudes tend to speak with sexy British accents (one guy is actually American though). I'd definitely join Rate These Guys for its hot exclusive content and the already competitive price becomes even more reasonable after the first 30 days.

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