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Okay, I'll admit that for one second I thought there was a chance, albeit a very slim one, that Absolute Handjobs would feature chicks jerking off guys with Absolut vodka or maybe at least drinking vodka while giving handjobs. Neither was true.

AbsoluteHandjobs does focus on handjobs, but nothing I saw indicated there was alcohol involved in the scenes. (Not to say you can't down a few shots while you watch the movies, of course.)

The site looks a little busy when you first sign in, but the design is actually pretty good and navigation is helped by the menu bar at the top of the page. It is there that you will find quick links to both the video and photo sections.

The pictures are all high-res and there are currently 151 picture sets waiting for you. That number is okay, but an even better number is the 515 videos that are available. While some are marked "HD," most are not, but still offer good-quality footage. Meanwhile, the ones marked "HD" are good in quality as well, but they do not meet our standards for calling something high-definition.

The collection is nonexclusive and that becomes pretty obvious as you begin watching the scenes. Not only did I see videos I had seen before (I have been doing this for quite a while), but the videos are very different in that some have a setup, others are gonzo, some have cock sucking, others are only handjobs and I even came across a video with hardcore sex.

The good news is that they are updating daily and your membership gets you access to 10 bonus sites, like Euro Sex Nation and Teen Sex Outdoors.

If the non-exclusivity of it all isn't a deal breaker for you then sign on up to start downloading lots of content featuring hot chicks stroking hard dicks. Although, the price tag is above average, which could deter some of you.

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Average Score: 65.5

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Cross Sales: No
Content
Pic sets: 151+ Pics per set: 150 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: 1536x1180 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 515+ HD Porn: No Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 12 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: Flash (streaming)
MP4 (640x480; 1600k)
Windows (640x360; 2140k)
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Customer Service: http://support.sextronix.com/


Pros & Cons
pros -good-quality videos
-daily updates
-zipped high-res photo sets
cons -nonexclusive content
-no content tags
-a little pricey
Main Category: Handjobs Porn
Initial review: 1/27/2013
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