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A.K. Anderson

By: A.K. Anderson
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Average Score: 64

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Okay, I'll admit that for one second I thought there was a chance, albeit a very slim one, that Absolute Handjobs would feature chicks jerking off guys with Absolut vodka, or maybe at least drinking vodka while giving handjobs. Neither turned out to be true though.

AbsoluteHandjobs does focus on handjobs, but nothing I saw indicated there was any alcohol involved in the scenes. (Not to say you can't down a few shots while you watch the movies, of course.) The site looks a little busy when you first sign in, but the design is actually pretty good and navigation is helped by the menu bar at the top of the page. It is there that you will find quick links to both the video and photo sections.

The pictures are all high-res shots and there are currently 175 picture sets waiting for you. That number is okay, but an even better number is the 527 videos that are available. Some are marked "HD," but the screen sizes and bit rates just don't measure up to that quality. Still, they all offer good-quality playback.

The collection is nonexclusive and that becomes pretty obvious as you begin watching the scenes. Not only did I see videos I had seen before (I have been doing this for quite a while you know), but the videos are very different in that some have a setup, some are gonzo, some have cock sucking and others show only handjobs. I even came across one with hardcore sex (and a handjob of course).

The good news is that your membership gets you access to 10 bonus sites, including the likes of Euro Sex Nation and Teen Sex Outdoors. What all the bonus sites and this one have in common is that they are rotating their collections (regardless of what the actual dates on the scenes might suggest).

If the non-exclusivity of it all isn't a deal breaker for you then sign on up to start downloading lots of content featuring hot chicks stroking hard dicks. Although, the price tag is above average, which could understandably deter some of you.

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