Planet Pantyhose Review

"55 Cancri e" is a planet made entirely out of diamond and is worth $26.9 Nonillion (that's $26,900 followed by 27 more zeros). As impressive as that is, I'm betting there are people right here who would much rather fantasize about one day flying to a world made of nothing but pantyhose. I'd even go a step further and say that a bunch of them are the babes found on Planet Pantyhose.

In every PlanetPantyhose scene, the chicks wear some kind of hosiery. For the most part, it's your typical leggings, but you'll also see (wonderfully see-through) tops now and then. The focus in every scene isn't the hose itself, so much as the fact a chick is wearing them while doing what she does.

What you'll see these hotties doing is having hardcore and lesbian sex, posing in nothing but hose, masturbating while leaving the pantyhose on and pulling it off in order to let you get a good look at their sexy feet (meaning there's a section dedicated to the foot fetish as well).

The site is part of the Maximum Pantyhose network and you're offered access to all eight of its sites if you get a 30 or 90-day membership. Some of the other sites are Totally Pantyhose, Pantyhose TV, Pantyhose Bang and Pantyhose Sports, so it's got lots of appropriately themed extras. Fashion Pantyhose is listed as another of those sites, but it's a carbon copy of this site as they have a "unified members area." (In other words, two sites with different tour pages, but both take you here once logged in.)

There are 187 movies and 339 photo sets, but navigating them is a major pain. Everything is divided into categories on the homepage, but not in a way that's necessarily helpful for you, as I know lots of people who prefer to sort content and view all of the content in one section rather than go straight to filtering the material. Once in a category section, you see two movies per page, each often divided into two clips, and you can only rely on "next" and "previous" text links to make your way around.

The design isn't all that hot, either. The text is very small and there's tons of empty space. The homepage only occupies the left 40% of the screen, too. The movie sections' links take you to their respective section, but when it comes to photos, you first have to go through a page that relists all the categories in text-link form again.

None of the material is dated or even listed in an order. If you want to know what the newest scenes are, you'll have to click on the updates section, as it lists all of the newest additions in order. Even here, you only get text links and there are no dates. They promise two to three updates a week and most of them are in the form of a photo set. Assuming that frequency's still accurate, you will be going 8 to 12 weeks without a new video, as movie updates are 25 to 31 updates apart.

I'd like to say that the content quality makes up for the site's problems, but that's debatable. Many AVI files are average in quality, but those that aren't are rather poor. Newer scenes also come with a Windows Media download as an alternative, but these files are all low in quality. There are no streaming options, as clicking on the thumbnail like they indicate merely starts the file in your own player.

The pics are generally quite clear and crisp, but this isn't always the case. Also, most shots are low-res, while the rest are still only medium-res photos. You can't save anything in Zip folders, either.

Planet Pantyhose's saving graces are that you do get quite a bit of hose-related variety and also that all of it is exclusive. This is certainly material that you will want to see, just in better quality and with easier accessibility. If you already consider yourself a major pantyhose lover, then it's worth checking out. If you're just looking to get into pantyhose porn for the first time, though, then you should go with another site.