Private Threesomes

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Chris Parker

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1153
Average Score: 64

There are lots of hipsters in my neighborhood and the one thing they love more than clothes and hairstyles that went out of style long ago is irony. I bring this up because I think they'd really like Private Threesomes. After all, it's ironic that despite the sitename, its movies are being shared with the world and aren't very private at all.

Seeing as how the network that this site belongs to claims to have "the largest collection of genuine XXX home videos on the planet," I expected to enter PrivateThreesomes and find a website packed with content. What I found instead was quite the opposite. As it turns out, the site is actually quite small, so I guess it's just a tiny part of the overall collection.

There are only 26 videos and though that number isn't very impressive, the more disappointing thing is the fact that the site hasn't updated since August 2012. The videos star amateurs having sex in groups of threes and it seems as though they were shot by amateurs as well.

For better or for worse, they certainly have that homemade aesthetic to them. Some scenes have lucky babes getting attention from two guys at a time, while others have a couple of cuties teaming up to take on very fortunate guys. You can sometimes see some girl-on-girl action in the videos, but the guys never do anything with each other.

The flicks can be enjoyed in clips and also as full-length films. When it comes to your download options, you have the choice between grabbing the videos as Windows Media files, MP4s or 3GP files. A couple of the formats offer good-quality playback, so the videos aren't too shabby even though they're homemade. You're also able to stream the movies.

You won't find any photos and that's a little surprising considering that there's a section set aside specifically for pictures (it is empty). If you really want to check out pics, you can go find some on the bonus sites.

There are 12 additional sites for you to explore, including Camcorder XXX, Stolen Home Movies and Teen Hobo. The websites are all part of the XXX Home Video network and you can expect to get lots more amateur material from them.

With good-quality content and some sweet extras, Private Threesomes certainly has some things going for it. Still, though, the website is just too small to recommend.

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