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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
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When you hear the sitename Epic Handjobs, maybe, like me, you'll imagine a rather kinky version of Hands Across America. If you're unfamiliar with what the original family-oriented version of that event was then don't worry. Considering that it happened back in 1986, it's not exactly the most current joke. Still, 6.5 million friends, neighbors and complete strangers jerking each other off simultaneously would be pretty epic, don't you agree?

EpicHandjobs takes its name from a DVD series, I believe. There's nothing about this collection that really qualifies as epic, though. Except maybe the lack of updating given that it has been ages since the last video was added.

The 22 videos can be downloaded in good-quality Windows Media files. You can also stream them in Flash and they're downloadable in MP4s for mobile devices. Not only are there not many flicks, but also they only last about 12 minutes or so.

That's pretty standard for handjob sites, though, because after all, giving someone a handy is often done on the fly even in real life. Still, they mix in some oral, with cock sucking and ball licking. Some chicks also rub their pussies against the dicks. You will even see at least one couple who go at it in a rather intense 69.

I was hoping that the photo section was an indication of the possibility of future additions to the movie collection, because there are twice as many sets of pics as there are vids, allowing you to download 44 high-res photo sets in Zip files. On closer inspection, though, you'll discover that they simply do a solo spread in addition to the pictures taken during the videos.

You get access to the 19 other Kick Ass sites, including A Load In Every Hole, MILF Does A Boner Good, 5 Guy Cream Pie, Stop Or Ill Squirt and Kick Ass Teens. You can't access the content from the bonuses via the same members' area, so you will have to go to them individually. I do appreciate the bonuses, but, in the end, Epic Handjobs is just too small to recommend. There's also a daily download limit of 3GB.

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