Dirty Show Business

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Chris Parker

By: Chris Parker
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Dirty Show Business takes the casting-couch reality niche to a slightly different level. Instead of tricking chicks into sucking and fucking their way to a role, these babes are vying for pornstar status. Launched in May 2005, we didn't expect that much content when we first reviewed the site.

Unfortunately, that number hasn't really grown since then, as there are still only 10 videos on DirtyShowBusiness. The only addition this site has seen are dates in the news section and on the homepage, but they all imply that every video was added on the same day that you visited the site. They haven't even bothered to upgrade the quality of the scenes and you're only getting average-quality flicks. That's actually being a bit generous, because sometimes the lighting makes the playback look a bit washed out.

There aren't any photos, despite the plot being that some models are coming in under the pretense of only doing softcore photo spreads. The vids are broken up into a series of clips, with each clip using a preview screenshot to help give you an idea as to what happens in the movie.

Actually, I realized something quite interesting while watching a girl audition in a crazy foursome. One of the girls is quite pale, so the bright lights in the room seemed to reflect off her skin. Maybe that's why people in porn often have dark tans? It probably helps out when you don't plan on spending a lot of time getting the lighting just right.

Anyway, I'm sure you just noticed that I wrote "foursome" and that's one thing in favor of this site. Even if there aren't many scenes, they all involve group sex. I actually looked again and realized that it isn't just four people in that scene, but five. I think all the shoots have at least three guys and two chicks, although it seems two dudes are more active than the third and the second woman isn't a newcomer, but a repeat performer.

Aside from exclusive movies, this site has hundreds of erotic stories, access to a DVD archive and several bonus sites, including Wifes Dream, Nylon Butterfly and Pregnant Wishes. These other sites might be larger in some cases, but they too tend to lack updates. I'm afraid that I must warn you not to let Dirty Show Business do the dirty on you, because it's charging way too much for way too little.

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