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One cute black teen walks in and one sexy fucked chick walks out. That's the general revolving-door lay of the land at Pimp My Black Teen. The setup for each scene varies. Basically, you've got your interview portion at the beginning, then the magical transformation from innocent honey to super-hungry for the good old money shot. The magic, however, has come to an end, because there have been no updates in ages.

PimpMyBlackTeen has 55 videos that are mostly mediocre in quality. Thirteen of those have a streaming-only Flash option that gives you average-quality playback. I know I mentioned how there was supposed to be a sort of Pygmalion-like (or should I say pimp-malion) transforming of the chicks from drab to fabulously sexy, but only some of the scenes really do the premise justice.

The second last scene added, starring Chayne Jacobs, does a great job of giving this chick a pimpified makeover. You'll see her stranded in a shopping mall parking lot in an ill-fitting sweatshirt, not wearing any makeup. She manages a few frustrated facial expressions that really don't show off her bone structure in a complimentary way. They paint her face up and put her in a sexy outfit, so lo and behold, she appears in all her true beauty. Then, of course, she has some nasty-ass hardcore sex with a super-hung ebony stud.

There are 55 photo sets with decent enough photos. They're a whole lot better than the vid caps that also come with each movie. Just in case you were wondering, no, you can't download them in Zip files. I like checking out the "before and after shots" to see who looks the most transformed. Some gals really don't look much different even without a stitch of makeup. Others, like Chayne, are probably made to look especially unattractive, so the miracle of pimping seems abundantly apparent.

There are 30 full-access bonus sites, including Tinys Black Adventures, Mr Big Dicks Adventures, Bruthas Who Luv Muthas and Giants Black Meat White Treat. You're going to find a ton of additional movies, but you need to be forewarned that there is a daily download limit of six vids. Pimp My Black Teen would be more appealing if they would pimp out their vids in a higher-quality format.

Number of Reviews: 1423
Average Score: 64.2

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User Rating: N/A (total: 0 comments)
Limited Trial $4.95/3 days, rebills at $29.98
$29.98/30 days
Cross Sales: 1 unchecked
Pic sets: 55+ Pics per set: 50 Zip sets: No
Pic Res: N/A High Res: No
Number of movies: 55+ HD Porn: No Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 40 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: Yes
(Daily, six movies)
Video Formats: Windows (480x360; 443k)
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Independent Biller(s): Epoch, CCBill
Customer Service: N/A

Pros & Cons
pros -exclusive content
-downloadable videos
-bonus sites
cons -discontinued updates
-mostly mediocre-quality videos
-daily download limit
Updated on: 10/18/2010 10/18/2010- From 71 to N/A: No review updates forthcoming; scores voided. -A.K.
02/16/2010- Stays at 71. -Will
05/27/2009- From 73 to 71: No longer updating. -Rhino
04/28/2008- From 71 to 73: More content and now with downloadable videos. -Peacock
- Initial review: 8/6/2005
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