Army Meat Review

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Like:

downloadable videos
some high-res photos
loads of extras

Don't Like:

nonexclusive content
little theme-appropriate content
average-quality videos

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We've all heard that a good man is hard to find. Apparently, so are army men willing to pose nude because at Army Meat what you'll find are scores of recycled amateur -themed picture galleries and that's about it. In other words, the bulk of the photo sets don't even have anything remotely to do with the military. There are fewer videos, but at least a larger proportion of them are on theme or at least involve fellows in uniforms of some sort.

There are a few army guys, but they're mostly just in plain old hardcore sequences without any true military theme to them. A few fellows also appear to be sailors in the navy rather than actually in the landlubbing armed forces. In the end, the nonexclusive ArmyMeat content leaves much to be desired and losing the battle to win you over means that it's already lost the war when it comes to competing websites.

There are 51 videos and they come in a series of MPEG clips with average-quality playback. You'll see some nasty hardcore action, plenty of cock sucking, loads of butt sex and some three-way group sex. The vids I sampled actually involve men dressed in army fatigues. They are not necessarily the real deal, but at least the guys look like soldiers. The content all comes from another website with a gay recruit theme.

You'll also find 221 photo galleries, but quality is all over the place. You'll find some high-res photos, but other times the pictures are a mishmash taken from all sorts of places. Some come from other websites and you may even be redirected there. Others may be DVD promo spreads, but in some instances the images are so grainy that they might even be scanned from print magazines. Very few spreads have anything to do army or even navy recruits.

There is a bonus page with access to over 1,700 streaming videos that are part of various third-party feeds. There are probably about 16 feeds linked to this area of the site and despite calling it "military men bonus," only some scenes fit that bill. You will also find loads of extra photo sets linked from these feed sites. There is also a large archive of streaming gay DVDs, including 21 military titles. Army Meat is a second-rate site since most of its nonexclusive content is average in quality and it doesn't really fulfill the site's military theme.